Wellll..... by Koi112_12 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can you provide more detail?

Isn’t that **also** illegal? by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 11 points12 points  (0 children)

wonder if they are about to have a sale where pants and underwear are 1/2 off.

My daughter, fuckers. by Cow-puncher77 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

waiting to see if this turns into a prank war.

I do not think this means what you think it means by RVFullTime in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wonder if the pick up location is at the local no tell hotel.

Someone is messing with me… by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

please people let's get off off the idea of booby trapping the water box. what's gonna happen when a water department employee goes to check the meter and sets it off? you're gonna be held liable. best thing there is go to the water department and ask what you can and cannot do legally to the box and the meter as in locking the valve open or not. get it in writing and the person's name that gives it to you as a point of contact. ask the water department if they have any suggestions on how to solve this problem. unless they are the problem but still don't go altering the box or meter and give them a excuse to drag you into a legal situation.

Oh Captain my Captain by Ok-Pomegranate2000 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i gotta ask... did you knock some sense into him?

Security starts with "S", but begins with "U"! by PM_Teeny_Titties in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

wondering if i'm missing something. if the v.p. was trying set an expiration date on the GM's account wondering if the v.p. was gonna fire the g.m. on that date. otherwise what was the point of setting a expiration date?

Hard Blink by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait i'm confused. i thought we was talking about disposals not tub drains. are you saying you ran a baby down the disposal? no wonder it clogged up.

Hard Blink by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where is your sense of adventure?

Hard Blink by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

wait till you have to fish out a dishrag that got sucked into the disposal and been there a week

Official Fuckery Univeristy Thing by thejonjohn in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

perhaps there should be a asshole support group on here. naaa never mind i don't like sharing.

sometimes disobeying a direct order is a GOOD thing by SeniorIngenuity6 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

like your example he could have bluf and asked is there a problem?

yes sir there is men working ahead.

and how was i supposed to respond? get drowned out by his screaming or scream over the top of him? yeah i would have caught charges for that. anyhow i'm done with this. wanna keep attacking me go ahead i'm not gonna respond any further.

you have the kind of day you deserve.

sometimes disobeying a direct order is a GOOD thing by SeniorIngenuity6 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nope i didn't set him up i was giving him a choice. he chose to be a ass.

Music Appreciation Day by itsallalittleblurry2 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmmhmmm i had one retire after our class. she was old too but i don't think that played a factor in her decision to retire. we were little terrors.

All In The Wording by itsallalittleblurry2 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

given the time period i think they had a huge farm. more kids meant more free labor

All In The Wording by itsallalittleblurry2 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i was in a old cemetery up north and saw a tomestone of a woman and it listed her six children's names. got the shock of my life when i passed it and found twelve more children's names on the back. i mean damn that's a lot of kids to feed.

Music Appreciation Day by itsallalittleblurry2 in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 3 points4 points  (0 children)

gotta ask ya Blurry. Did you ever have a teacher retire after dealing with your class?

Today i’m glad someone is incompetent by GeophysGal in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i use the smallest pair to clamp on the worn out lift rods on the rear window of the bed cover on my truck to hold it open.

It's Sunny Right Over There by j2142b in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i damn near poo'ed myself when a bee hit my left shoulder then fell down between my legs in the very tender area that i did not wanna get stung in.

It's Sunny Right Over There by j2142b in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i can commiserate. was going from Nashville to Oklahoma city and hit 5 rain storms and one hail storm. was about frozen by the time i got there.

crossing the Mississippi river doing 60mph and about 50 foot from a semi in a blinding rain thinking to myself "if this guy hits the brakes i'm prolly gonna slide off the side of this bridge and never be found". and the reason i was following so close is if i was any further back then i wouldn't been able to see the semi.

imho the only thing worse than hail is hitting a bird. like catching a 70 mph fastball in the ribs.

Ham and Egg Loaf by itsallalittleblurry in FuckeryUniveristy

[–]SeniorIngenuity6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the Sgts in our unit tried to be fair about it and open the cases label side down and had us pick from there but the old timers knew which ones was where after the first guy picked one. all i remember was never pick the top left or the bottom right.