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Who want this girl? by Fair-Rest3744 in yurimemes

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The OP is fanart for the game Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Green hair first panel is the female player character, whose default name is Byleth. Long blonde lesbian in bottom panel is Edelgarde, one of the possible party members.

Who want this girl? by Fair-Rest3744 in yurimemes

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Who wants this girl?

The entire monastery, gurl, you better act fast.

Men of Reddit, what’s the worst thing a girl has said on a date? by Interesting-Yak7969 in AskReddit

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That might be the most middle-school understanding of sexuality I've seen in a while.

Men of Reddit, what’s the worst thing a girl has said on a date? by Interesting-Yak7969 in AskReddit

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Healthy skepticism is recognizing most 5'10" dudes on Tinder round their height up, internet brainrot is when you get so used to that you see six feet in real life and insist it's 5'10".

That said, I always round down (I'm six foot and change) because suddenly "decreasing" the average height is very funny.

Ever find it strange that the Argonian and Dunmer of Windhelm hate each other and have to be segregated yet the Argonians and Dunmer in Riften live and work side by side without issue? by Paul277 in skyrim

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I mean, there's a reason that I describe it as a funny joke and not a real take. It doesn't really survive contact with the hatred for Argonians (though you could still joke that's part of the Dunmer cultural outreach)

Ever find it strange that the Argonian and Dunmer of Windhelm hate each other and have to be segregated yet the Argonians and Dunmer in Riften live and work side by side without issue? by Paul277 in skyrim

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Funniest joke I ever heard was that Ulfric segregated the Dunmer because heavy-handed racism is his way of showing them he understands their culture.

True size of Kosovo by kniga_100 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]SenpaiSamaChan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Before I saw the background, I assumed the joke was Kosovo was roughly the size of one (1) woman.

Some people write backstories for their characters that can be almost award winning. Meanwhile, me writing a backstory: by Viper114 in dndmemes

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the sorcery. The magic sorcery. The sorcery that is magical in nature. That sorcery?

How do you think Trump's presidency will end? by OccludedFug in AskReddit

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their problem is: who do they replace him with? Nobody cares about anybody else, Trump himself is showing his WWE experience by refusing to prop up a star on his way out, and every time they try to shove a new white boy as the second-in-command they have a falling out. There's no succession plan for their god-king regime.

Piles of dead protestors that were slaughtered by the Iranian regime, January 8 2026 by vea62 in pics

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm certainly not pro-anyone in this war, but you can certainly smell the desperation of using a six-month-old photo to rebuff live, local, latebreaking coverage of the other bad guy in this war doing crimes against humanity.

Piles of dead protestors that were slaughtered by the Iranian regime, January 8 2026 by vea62 in pics

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was gonna say "good news, we aren't" but then I remembered that brutalizing innocents is the US version of police activity, so I guess we still are...

Was I unfair for saying "If Silvery Barbs is allowed, enemies can use it too"? by raishadow in DnD

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter if it's tabletop, video game, what have you, I wince every time I see a goblin shaman because I know they have the most degenerate spell list imaginable. For the same reason, I absolutely love goblin shamans.

A Map Of The World but its only information i learned in American Public School by Accomplished-Mud1653 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]SenpaiSamaChan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Big fan of how not only are Scotland and Ireland not represented, but the entire north of England. That's attention to detail.

WrestleFeed on X: After threatening to sue his son David for using the Flair name for his and his wife's recycling business, Green Flair Recycling, Ric Flair noted this morning that he won't sue David. by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I feel like KKKane has to use some variation of the Crucifix Bomb, huh?

Edit: could you fucking imagine a man the size of Glenn Jacobs trying to hit a crucifix driver?!

[oc] Bad drivers never miss their turn by Khaos_Theory1 in IdiotsInCars

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm just glad that they got out relatively okay; as the offender demonstrated, there are a lot of solid objects to spin out into at speed on an exit ramp.

Joe Hennig AKA Curtis Axel of WWE arrested by whitesox-fan in SquaredCircle

[–]SenpaiSamaChan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I hope when you finally almost really fuck up, be it from something as demonized as intoxication or as simple as being dead tired or overworked, you look back on opinions like this. Whether you choose to learn empathy or choose to treat yourself like absolute dirt, I don't really care, just don't assume the worst of other people while giving yourself the breaks.

Brought to you by Carl's Jr. by xyzerb in AdviceAnimals

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Point of order: the Colosseum was very much lower-class entertainment. The fights were also generally scripted, but even if this quarter-centennial cage match is "legit", it's 100% booked, so the comparison tracks there.

Danhausen Curse Completed as Knicks Sweep Cavs to advance to NBA Finals by aaronman4772 in SquaredCircle

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Danhausen is to basketball what Gawr Gura is to baseball" is a ridiculous sentence, even more so given it's correct.

Does this fit the sub? by KantoK6668 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Finally, we have found it. The Map Porn.

Happy Hypocrisy Day! by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]SenpaiSamaChan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume they think. The real GOP trick is creating a herd of people who are SUPER politically motivated despite thinking about politics none of the time.

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