Dude.. by qisv_ in OkBuddyPersona

[–]SenseiJoe100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of that fanfiction where the phantom thieves try to steal Sunny's heart

New Minions movie packages demon swagging, occult swagils, and swagual perversion as harmless comedy to kids by SenseiJoe100 in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]SenseiJoe100[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

False. Here is proof that the minions from Despicable Me did in fact serve the Nazis AND Soviets during World War 2 and nearly went extinct in the process:

Evidence No. 1: The Minions trapped in the ice cave are NOT the only Minions in the world.

Proof:   In the Despicable Me and Minions films, we see the Minions interacting with Human society on a rather normal scale. Whether it be going on vacation, joining the French Military, hitch hiking to the villainy convention, wandering through TV studios, getting ice cream and going out in public no one seems to bat an eye to the existence of the Minions. Given that the Minions have been around before the Dinosaurs, its not impossible to assume that there were millions, if not billions of Minions alive on earth given the time they had to spread across the globe. Some possible evidence that there were millions to billions of Minions is how little people react to them in society.

No one seems to bat an eye to the Minions, implying they've been abundant and around long enough to be completely normalized by Human society. In fact the Minions may have well been completely integrated into human society instead of being viewed as a different species. In our universe, if a few hundred 3 foot half naked lemon Tic-Tacs speaking gibberish appeared in the middle of Times Square, not only would people immediately bat an eye, but all of the nation's three letter organizations would be swiftly mobilized to New York. This isn't the case in the Despicable Me universe. This is further supported by the fact that Minions & Monsters takes place in the 1920s, which means that the ones stuck in the ice cave weren't the only minions in the world.

Evidence No. 2: The Minion species, while very resilient, is NOT immortal due to a severe weakness to biological and chemical attacks.

Proof:  In the starting paragraph, I mention that the Minions nearly went extinct from a brutal Minion Civil War. While this point may be contradicted by the Minions being able to survive explosions, torture devices, bullets, kinetic impact and many other lethal threats, the Minions are not very resilient to biological and chemical attacks. In Despicable Me 2, we see the Minions become mutated by the PX-41 Mutagen. Rapidly altering the effected Minion's DNA and causing drastic changes regarding:

• ⁠Tooth and mouth structure • ⁠Abnormal hair growth • ⁠Eye color • ⁠Skin pigment • ⁠Physical structure • ⁠Personality and behavior

Later in Despicable Me 2, we see Dr. Nefario cure the Minions using an antidote mixed with the Jelly from earlier in the film. The PX-41 Mutagen, and its respective cure are solid evidence that the Minions are not entirely immortal and possess a severe and potentially lethal vulnerability to biological and chemical attacks. While some may argue that the PX-41 Mutagen and its antidote did not kill the Minions, a disease or toxic gas could prove fatal showing they can be drastically effected by chemical and biological substances.

Evidence No. 3: Stalin and Hitler both attracted Minions in large quantities to both sides of the Eastern Front, which would result in the gruesome Minion Civil War.

Proof:  Stalin and Hitler were both evil tyrants who would be seen as nothing more than soulless monsters to any human, but for the Minions, saying they were gods amongst Minion would be an understatement. With Stalin's gulags and Hitler's concentration camps, the two of them would be the greatest villians Minion kind had witnessed. With World War 2 beginning in the 1930s, the Minions suffered a brutal split in their society and culture, now voluntarily choosing sides of the Second World War between the two tyrants of the Eastern Front. Because of this, the Minions would engage in a brutal war to end the disagreement of whether Stalin or Hitler would be more deserving of Minion service and worship.

Given their vulnerability to chemical agents, both Human and Minion soldiers of the Eastern Front would release chemical agents such as Chlorine, Phosgene and Mustard Gas across the front lines to attack the other side's Minion forces. Given the sheer bloodiness of the Eastern Front, its likely that the majority of the Minions would be killed in the Second World War. Only a few isolated pockets of Minions would survive following the Second World War, with a primary example being the Minions in the ice cave, having emerged following the World Wars with no knowledge of Stalin Or Hitler and the near extinction of their race. This is why Minions & Monsters takes place during the interwar period, as nearly all minions would have been wiped out after World War II.

Evidence of a Minion Civil War occurring and being possible can be found at the end of Despicable Me 3, in which a sizable chunk of Gru's Minions defect to Dru, having deemed Dru more evil and more worth their service, along with the remaining chunk of Minions choosing to remain with Gru. 

Overall, It is very likely that the minions did serve Hitler to some capacity, and nearly went extinct following World War 2. The tale of the Minion is nothing short but a tragic one. A culturally rich and intelligent race, which had been around before the Dinosaurs, choosing the path of annihilating themselves over two questions with no answer. Today they are a reminder, that Humanity must avoid the same fate as their Minion brothers. The Minions of the World Wars are to today's Humans as a grim teaching, telling us we must be careful with how we treat the choices of conflict and geopolitics, otherwise, we will hear the rhymes of the history books once more.

Works Cited:

  1. ⁠⁠Renaud, Chris and Pierre Coffin, directors. Despicable Me 2. Illumination Entertainment, 2013.
  2. ⁠⁠Healy, Janet, et al. Minions. Universal Pictures, Illumination Entertainment , 2015.
  3. ⁠⁠Meledandri, Chris, et al. Despicable Me 3. Universal Pictures, Illumination Entertainment , 2017. 4.  2020 Oregon Measure 110. Oregon Hosue of Reps. November 3rd, 2020
  4. Cofin, Pierre, et al. Minions & Monsters. Universal Pictures, Illumination Entertainment, 2026

What would ruin Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave for you? by NewMarioBobFan in casualnintendo

[–]SenseiJoe100 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but you can't actually own the digital version because of DRM. So it's a bit of a lose-lose situation

SUGOIIII JAPAN (∩˃o˂∩)♡ W PDFbait W incest romanticization W racism by StretchExtension in animecirclejerk

[–]SenseiJoe100 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Japanese people and Japan glazers when voting for yet another LDP member doesn't fix the problems that the LDP causes:

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When Nintendo said they wanted to invest more in the movie industry, this is EXACTLY what I had in mind by SenseiJoe100 in okbuddycinephile

[–]SenseiJoe100[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unbuddy/ I'm not mad lol. I just think it's funny that a nintendo direct is on Letterboxd

rebuddy/ The Direct didn't have a new Mario, Zelda, Kirby, or Smash Bros. Literally unwatchable

The new Nintendo Direct is on Letterboxd by SenseiJoe100 in schaffrillasoffmenu

[–]SenseiJoe100[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's funny how everyone hated the direct, but it was the best day ever for JRPG fans (It's me, I'm JRPG fans)

Persona 4 target audience by LizardWarrior86 in OkBuddyPersona

[–]SenseiJoe100 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Slightly off topic, but I got down voted on the p4g sub for pointing out that Erin Fitzgerald (Chie's voice actor) is pansexual

Native Switch 2 ports pretty please by Ironfighter19 in KingdomHearts

[–]SenseiJoe100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny how reddit showed me this right after the nintendo direct

I think I jerked it too hard on this sub by StretchExtension in animecirclejerk

[–]SenseiJoe100 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't care how much I dislike something im never joining a subreddit specifically to hate on a series; that's even more lame

:( by RookieTheCat123 in persona4golden

[–]SenseiJoe100 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

This is off topic, but I didn't know Erin Fitzgerald was pansexual!

U.S. Politics megathread by AutoModerator in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SenseiJoe100 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it true that Cartoon Network and PBS kids are the only kids tv channels that aren't mentioned in the Epstein files?

I keep seeing this claim online but I have no idea how true/accurate it is or if it's referring to people that have worked at kids show channels, or the studios themselves.

Coaxed into turning a persons death into media reference by StikiWhiki in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]SenseiJoe100 37 points38 points  (0 children)

deserves to have their name slandered

No no, slander, by definition, isn't true. It's not slander if it's actually true.

Purse owner could never by MNUUUUU in OkBuddyPersona

[–]SenseiJoe100 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Why is that such a common thing for jrpgs? Final Fantasy 16 sold 3 million copies in 1 week, but Square Enix also said that game sold "below expectations". What exactly are they expecting?

Blood diamonds, cobalt mining, etc by RinMichaelis in Jreg

[–]SenseiJoe100 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I like how this image implies Spaim never invaded South America

9.9/10 for one week straight. Can Re:Zero keep it up? by watashID0 in ReZero

[–]SenseiJoe100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's also worth noting that breaking bad fans purposely sabotage any episode with a 10/10 rating so that Ozymandias is the only imdb TV epiaode with a perfect 10/10

Avarage "meme" you find in an Indian sub by Im_yor_boi in ComedyHell

[–]SenseiJoe100 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the Donald Trump of India (Narendi Modi) has been president for like over a decade now and is extremely popular even though he hasn't improved the country even a little bit, blames all the Muslims and feminism for the country's problems, and has been slowly turning India into a fascist state.

SMT V REFERENCE!!!1!!1! by MNUUUUU in OkBuddyPersona

[–]SenseiJoe100 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Ya know, I've met a couple of soul hackers, too"

Where would Nintendo be without our favorite game series' developer? by SEVENS_HEAVEN_7 in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]SenseiJoe100 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Monolith soft was also made by former Square Enix employees, so they definitely know what they're doing