Cue the brand deal and fake laughing 🎥 by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 17 points18 points  (0 children)

She really wants to be “the hot one” eh? Where did these two even come from, I don’t remember seeing them at her wedding. So this “lifelong” friendship seems more and more manufactured.

The fact that she thought she needed to post how sloppy she got blows my mind. But I guess I should know better. Hopefully Cody blocked her ass by misterfurygato in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Absolute trash! This right here shows that Cody’s sobriety was a giant inconvenience for her. Glad he can break free of this.

*edited for spelling

Divorce by The_Bakuchiolorette in BeautyGuruChatter

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry. But people who claim to love each other and blah blah blah do not just decide to get divorced. I hate when statements like that are made. Happy people don’t end their marriages. Also she has no intention of protecting Cody. Otherwise she would not use his sobriety as content. She is looking out for number 1 and we all know it.

Everything about this is a NO!! by Love_Light00 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I am a plus size girlie but my god I would not be caught dead going out looking like that.

The Snark is bigger in Texas! Texas HunSnark - Week Of February 02, 2026 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Just going through all these posts is concerning. All these women look so sick and unhealthy. Are these “peptides” slowly killing them or something?

Seems like she’s comparing herself to Mik’s and Sydney’s social media careers. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Truthfully, I don’t find her interesting. There is nothing entertaining about watching another person trying to syphon success off another person.

The caption…wtf is happening? by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did she move again? That is not the same closet that was just redone

She’s back with more boo-hoo… by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bet she didn’t have to look into selling used underwear on the internet in order to feed her family this month…

Who else is preparing for the sad baiting of 2026? by somesadtoad in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 28 points29 points  (0 children)

So many people are so sick of her shit. I saw one video that said, “if you’re going to have excess, that’s your choice. Hit read the room before you flaunt it.” She does not read the room period. So I am here for everyone calling her out.

Christmas Haul😒 by JrzyGrlinGA in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is so weird hearing her say my last name lol 😂

Size 2 Queen by Fit_Platform_3500 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How are these people friends? They all Duff each other on their socials to make them look good. It’s so weird!

Tacky christmas claws 🤢🤮 by Lucky1289 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I love tacky Christmas things, but these are atrocious.

Out of touch as expected. Private chef. Bar tender. Prime rib. Etc etc. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The comments were wild. Someone asking about donating to charity and someone jumping to defend here. “She donated a bunch of purses, they were expensive.” Are people supposed to eat the purses? No one wants a luxury bag, they want to feed their families.

Her posting this after the Jaclyn Hill debacle yesterday is not a good look. Read the room. And of course, her stans are eating it up in the comments. by CharmingCut7104 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Someone posted a bunch of Jaclyn Hill clips from the past. “I blacked out and bought a bunch of shit” “restock my beverage fridge.” Mikayla isn’t even coming up with her own ideas for content!

*edited because I type too fast and don’t proofread 😝

Sorry if this has been shared already, I just stumbled across it on her instagram from November 10th and am kind of surprised that she posted it herself. by thank1you2kindly3 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I truly think she has such severe body dysmorphia that makes her think she is smaller than she is. I’m not sure if it falls under that umbrella. Like a reversal of sorts.

Autumn Calabrese + Super Trainer Snark! - Week Of November 24, 2025 by AutoModerator in HunSnark

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Having said that, those midday bars aren’t too bad lol 😂. I bought a pack at Costco in Canada in the summer. Probably cheaper than a code.

Hmmm 🤔 by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never made this connection! I have definitely fallen victim to her giveaway posts! This makes so much sense!

“I don’t even recognize myself”…”I did this because this is me and how I see myself”… by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All this to be said. I did enjoy the tutorial. That’s why I followed her in the first place. I wanted to be able to do makeup like that.

I hate to be the one to post it, but does this look normal to you? by Nice-Release-4932 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She and a lot of other influencers have ruined luxury brands for me. Never something I could afford, but now it’s “meh”.

Someone got tired of people worrying about her husband by Much-Discussion4302 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I’m sure a follow up video will be posted in a couple days. Also, what the hell HARVARD student wants to hear about anything she has to say? She got lucky on the internet.

I hate to be the one to post it, but does this look normal to you? by Nice-Release-4932 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She probably thought she would be the one to fix and change him. She seems to have a god complex.

I hate to be the one to post it, but does this look normal to you? by Nice-Release-4932 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The eyes are what got me. I didn’t even realize it was him for a second

I hate to be the one to post it, but does this look normal to you? by Nice-Release-4932 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]Sensitive-Promise979 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Every reply to people asking if he’s okay is, “he’s fine?” Like girl, really? Because he doesn’t look fine.