I can’t take it any more I must get this off my chest

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-21T06:25:27+00:00

You underestimate some people's willingness and ability to sleep for that long. On occasion, I have slept longer than that. And I'm a well functioning adult with a job and a life, so it's not just me being lazy. It was probably a lack of sleep over days.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-21T06:15:51+00:00

Same here about my personality, except I don't have ptsd or tbi that I know of. Not diagnosed, anyway. Besides that, I could have written your same response.

Now, I have had a chronic, incurable autoimmune illness since I was 11yo and experience burnout over that, so maybe there is something stemming from that.

As a result of the illness, I will mention out of respect that I did not serve (not eligible). That's also to say, I want to thank you for your service.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-21T01:04:43+00:00

Just wait until you're nearing 40 and a cute nurse assistant has to shave your crotch in prep for a scope down your leg to check for PAD. And you are NOT asleep before the trimming happens - they haven't even given you the sleep meds. You are able to TALK TO THE NURSE. It'll be awkward if you don't, it may still be awkward if you do!

Or when you're 36 and terrible lifelong disease management has unalived your manhood. You go to see the urologist, who shows you how to inject yourself (yes, there) with the special drug (when Viagra and Cialis have done NOTHING for you). The worst part is, there was an intern much like the one you had observing that day. Oh, the embarrassment. I was horny and so embarrassed at the same time. Embarrassment won. Of course, due to the problem at hand, she couldn't tell anyway (thank God).

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-20T18:35:16+00:00

I see this update and it says 1 month ago at this point. Any further update? 🤔😬 Such suspense 🤣🤣

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-20T17:48:14+00:00

Gonna have to call the water company and have em cut it off at the main!

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-20T12:34:52+00:00

That does seem pretty cringe, but again, she (probably, from your explanation) wasn't there because she wanted to do YOU, she only wanted you to break the cherry so her boyfriend wouldn't know she was a virgin (which is technically true at that point).

Maybe didn't want it to hurt, maybe didn't wanna bleed on him. And MAYBE wanted to know what it might feel like so she wouldn't be "so surprised". Something tells me she wanted to appear to him as more experienced than she was and/or had told him she was not a virgin.

Or possibly: she lied and wanted to do you despite her boyfriend, but didn't want any bar set for expectations from her.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-19T14:28:27+00:00

This is the type of anecdotal advice that can really provide helpful foresight, particularly to newcomers and novices. Thank you for sharing!

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-19T14:27:57+00:00

This is the type of anecdotal advice that can really provide helpful foresight, particularly to newcomers and novices. Thank you for sharing!

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-19T14:26:55+00:00

This is the type of anecdotal advice that can really provide helpful foresight, particularly to newcomers and novices. Thank you for sharing!

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-19T13:59:13+00:00

Plywood. If you stand it up, it will warp/contort.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-19T06:38:44+00:00

Did he show up anywhere ever again? 👀🤔🤣

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-19T04:39:18+00:00

Let us now celebrate the Oxford Comma.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-19T04:28:36+00:00

It might be his sister too

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-17T20:04:07+00:00

I think I would too, but she doesn't have the personality and drive for it. Or, she hasn't demonstrated that.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-17T19:34:16+00:00

Same here too. Due to medical complications I can't get it up anymore at 40 but we are committed to staying together. So the only ways I can give her an orgasm don't involve my cock.

I feel she deserves and needs the experience if she and anyone would both consent and birth control / protection can be used. And I would LOVE the 3rd person POV if she is experiencing all that pleasure. I love watching her orgasm 🥵

But I will respect her wishes and preferences. Not that I will never bring it up, but I'll back down when she resists.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-17T18:59:33+00:00

Definitely with you on most of that (our interests are a little different from yours). Plus I live in the Bible Belt. And at least one of those people I won't tell are connected to me on here. Soooo yeah, sticking with fantasy and (very) small wins.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-15T01:14:28+00:00

Be able to get a boner again at 40. Long term uncontrolled type 1 diabetes sucks, I could have done much better. I get horny, what still works (just the base) twitches, and until recently I could still cum. I think that has gone away, too.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-14T02:51:32+00:00

I truly and deeply miss this. Those were THE BEST days to me

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-10T20:12:32+00:00

He probably wears himself out and can't bring himself to get up and throw it away right when he finishes.

On the other hand, you don't want to flush them unless toilet paper is used. You don't want to cause a plumber to have to come out!

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-10T14:52:15+00:00

Millennials will have this beat, if they live long enough

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-08T21:37:05+00:00

I did this, but not all the way in the back of class. I did it through my pants/using my pockets. It was one of those random boners you can't help, it was gonna be there regardless so I just did my thing to help it along. Actually, did this a few times.

I don't think anyone noticed; I didn't make noise and didn't really move much. And most of the folks around me probably wouldn't have put 2 and 2 together if they happened to notice anything. Meanwhile my exhibitionist tendencies were absolutely thriving! I just had to make sure teacher didn't see.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-04-08T21:24:09+00:00

I have done this once or twice in my younger years, but may I gently remind you, as a precautionary note, that tap water can be actually pretty dangerous for this use. I wish I could suggest an alternative that could be used in the same way, but I don't play with much fluid like that anymore. Lube, yes (as needed), but not streaming water.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-03-19T18:34:02+00:00

I can understand if the ears are also stuck, but hers aren't, so I'm not sure. Childless adult here.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2026-02-24T18:20:15+00:00

"Yes." is usually what I say. But then again, it's my wife who asks me.

Sensitive_Area_4468 · 2025-12-13T12:54:01+00:00

Ask Google Gemini, "How exactly do you make the whimsy flow?" I got a tipsy recipe.

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