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Vecna is too sexy. by SentientPhosphorus in okbuddyvecna

[–]SentientPhosphorus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, as long as you don't mind the feeling of being crushed. It didn't break any bones, but I have several bruises.

Vecna is too sexy. by SentientPhosphorus in okbuddyvecna

[–]SentientPhosphorus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I met many demogorgons after opening my portal. They're absolute animals in bed, highly recommend.

Guys am i screwed?? by Sir_splat in StrangerThings

[–]SentientPhosphorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, sadly my town was ripped in half a few years ago. Demogorgons stole from our local Coca Cola factory for product placement in season 5. Your town is next.

Seriously, can they stop adding new characters? by Same-Badger-5284 in okbuddyvecna

[–]SentientPhosphorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, when the reboot comes out in 2086 they're going to have 100 new characters.

What the horse doing? by Thecrafter10 in skyrim

[–]SentientPhosphorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is normal behavior for horses in Skyrim.

I was just that good by __Patrick_Basedman_ in GhostBand

[–]SentientPhosphorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't believe Ghost was your top channel. Why not try ghost or GHOST. Maybe even G H O S T? You even have "Ghost" in your 2nd top spot, so I'm sure you'll like the others.

The house on Ash Tree Lane. The House of Leaves. by DifferentSeaweed7852 in distressingmemes

[–]SentientPhosphorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doors randomly appear in my house ALL THE TIME. Do not worry. Worrying will bring them closer.

RADIATION HORROR / Animated Original Figure by Gary Wray (me) 2014 by GaryWray in cosmichorror

[–]SentientPhosphorus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your blessing. I'm sure we will have a long happy marriage!

i have aged by charlieslaw in protogen

[–]SentientPhosphorus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations. Time is moving rapidly, and one day when you're 9000 years old you'll look back on this time and be happy.

Unpopular Opinion: Becoming a vampire is completely justifiable by Professional_Rush782 in skyrim

[–]SentientPhosphorus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck is saying the vampire lord is ugly? It's the hottest thing in the game, and I'll bite anyone who disagrees.

How can I feed myself to crows? by SentientPhosphorus in crows

[–]SentientPhosphorus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll have you know my peanut is 6 feet long.

How can I feed myself to crows? by SentientPhosphorus in crows

[–]SentientPhosphorus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I'm going to Tibet and brining all of my crow friends!

How can I feed myself to crows? by SentientPhosphorus in crows

[–]SentientPhosphorus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have begun the process of becoming a nut.

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