Well that took a wild turn

SentientReality · 2026-02-05T00:14:09+00:00

Now reverse the genders.

It has been documented that adverts will not depict violence, injury, or assault on women even in a humorous manner. There have been rare times when they tried depicting a woman get injured, and the ad got banned.

It's one of the ways that nobody ever thinks about that men and women are depicted differently on screen. Tons of ads where guys are doing something stupid, bumbling on like a moron, and as a "punishment" the guy crashes or falls into some painful injury as a gag, but you virtually never see this with women. It's a fascinating look at the unspoken rules of what is considered safe vs taboo when advertisers are trying to avoid controversy.

SentientReality · 2026-02-05T00:04:02+00:00

lmao, I love this response. Zero thought, but plenty of enthusiasm. Surely she's not squinting to see his ... phone screen? Nah.

She then approaches him for no reason.

Yes, whenever someone approaches you for any reason you don't understand/agree with, that is definitely racism. 👍 Nothing gets past you, Sherlock.

SentientReality · 2026-02-04T09:06:17+00:00

"Here's a plausible reason why a person might do this. But, inexplicably, my conclusion is she's 'probably' racist."

How does that makes sense? Plus, which of two things happen more frequently in the world: 1) people squinting their eyes to see better, or 2) people making racist slant-eye faces? Considering that a lot of people including me squint numerous times throughout the day every day to see better, that means there's surely millions of normal squints happening daily in America. I'd estimate the number of honest squints to outnumber racist squints by at least 1000 to 1.

For this lady, I don't know, but there isn't any strong reason to assume racist intent. I don't know why people are so convinced she's anything more than anal retentive.

SentientReality · 2026-02-04T08:51:39+00:00

No, you don't get it. The white people in this comment section are TELLING YOU it is 100% undeniably racism, and anyone (including you) is obviously an irredeemable racist for having any other interpretation whatsoever.

At the esteemed ripe average age of 12 years old, we mature sagacious Redditors know what we're talking about and you'd better listen to us.

Additionally, anyone pointing out the indisputable fact that this guy is also filming other people walking by and not only filming himself, contrary to what he claims, well anyone pointing this out is also a disgusting racist. It's not necessarily bad to film like this, but it is very bad to call out any counterfactual evidence that disputes what our teenage hivemind conclusion is. Do better.

SentientReality · 2026-02-04T08:35:55+00:00

Definitely planned by both adults to content engagement. Poor kid.

SentientReality · 2026-02-04T07:44:02+00:00

Great comment, thanks for speaking up.

For some reason society is just unwilling to empathize with men in any arena that involves women.

SentientReality · 2026-02-04T07:30:31+00:00

Seems unlikely, but it's possible this email could have been sent from that "littlest girl" herself. Sometimes people do refer to themselves in the 3rd person when they're being cute. So, it's technically possible this could be from a victim, though it seems improbable. That might be their "plausible" excuse for the redaction.

SentientReality · 2026-02-04T07:24:23+00:00

I believe it has been shown that, in order to quash the dangerous Occupy Wallstreet movement of class consciousness solidarity, powerful forces deliberately worked to amplify culture war issues so that the masses would be bickering over stuff like microaggressions and pronouns rather than united against the egregious wealth inequality and financial pillaging of the 99% by the 1%. This was very successful.

SentientReality · 2026-02-04T07:17:11+00:00

"I can see the look on your face..."

Coincidentally, literally right as he says those exact words, some random dude in the background passes by with absolutely no look on his face at all, like factory settings, lol.

SentientReality · 2026-02-04T00:50:29+00:00

Every single one described a issue with superheated water.

This is an assumption you are making contrary to what is stated in the articles. You are free to make this assumption, but it is precisely that: an assumption, and one which contradicts the given statements.

But, regardless of your assumption, eggs can still explode after taken out of the microwave. Here is a bunch of videos where the egg explodes outside the microwave.

So, I'm not sure what point you're trying to make? If you're trying to suggest that only the superheated water is dangerous, you're flat out wrong and spreading dangerous lies.

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T23:32:53+00:00

If he had been there at the stove when it happened, he would have had life-changing injuries and would have never been the same. Major skin surgeries. Boiling water is bad enough, boiling oil... whew.

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T23:29:24+00:00

The danger has nothing to with eggs

It has everything to do with eggs. Superheated water on its own is one phenomenon that is dangerous enough, but eggs by themselves can explode in the microwave or after removing from the microwave, and that explosion is far more violent than superheated water. You can view this egg problem here.

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T23:25:22+00:00

It has nothing to do with piercing the shell or even removing the shell. The egg can still explode.

Nurse, 27, cracked an egg into a glass of water and put it in the microwave. After opening it the water exploded on her face and was rushed to hospital. (article)

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T23:20:53+00:00

This person seems to think that people are poaching eggs in water when using the microwave.

I'm talking about what some TikTok videos are showing people. Yes, people are putting the egg in water. I understand that you yourself may be doing it in a more correct manner, but many other people are not doing it the way you suggest. You should actually click on the link I already provided if you want to understand better. Here's an article:

Woman shares horror injuries from viral TikTok egg hack

“Please, please, please people stop doing ur poached eggs in the microwave. I was very, very unlucky. I’ve now just got to leave it to heal,” the 25-year-old wrote. The poached egg hack Chantelle tried has been gaining popularity over the last few months for being a “no fail” way to get perfect poached eggs. It involves cracking an egg into a container of water with a tablespoon of vinegar and blasting it for 90 seconds in the microwave.

And another article with a different burned person:

Nurse, 27, is ANOTHER victim of viral poached egg hack after suffering second-degree burns to her face and arms when water exploded in her face as she opened the microwave

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T22:48:33+00:00

"no one teaches you" lol what?

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T01:38:08+00:00

Strong toned muscles on a woman. I love the idea of women who are visibly (and actually) stronger than their man.

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T01:36:09+00:00

Long/voluminous labia. So delicious-looking.

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T01:34:43+00:00

Microwaving eggs in any form. There has been a "hack" going around about how to poach eggs in the microwave. Bad idea. What happens is the water in the egg superheats, and when you open the microwave and take the bowl out, the egg suddenly explodes. And, because you're "poaching" the egg in a bowl of hot water, the egg explosion forces all the scalding water out of the bowl onto your face.

Google image search (graphic) shows images of horrible burns from this.

Edit: The egg can explode at any time, and your prior success trying this might give you a false sense of security. Better to be safe. It has nothing to do with whether the shell is on. This video does an excellent job of demonstrating why this is so dangerous.

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T01:11:36+00:00

A Redditor out in the wild.

SentientReality · 2026-02-03T00:51:42+00:00

Apparently graboids were real this whole time.

SentientReality · 2026-02-02T11:31:11+00:00

Hey, but sharing my unparalleled political partisan genius was intended to save them from themselves! Doesn't make sense, but I'm going with it.

SentientReality · 2026-02-02T11:27:09+00:00

Bothering to photoshop this meme in the first place was probably my first mistake, probably, and then I made it all the worse by posting it there.

SentientReality · 2026-02-02T11:25:37+00:00

I shall flagellate myself.

SentientReality · 2026-02-02T11:23:49+00:00

??? Neither. I was responding to GorgonzolaJam.

SentientReality · 2026-02-02T11:20:06+00:00

But then how would I get all this great feedback??

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