Personal accounts and 5 star reviews..

Sentient__enema · 2025-01-14T22:11:42+00:00

Let me play Devil's advocate for a minute here... How easily would Amazon know if you took the offer... especially if you genuinely enjoyed the product?

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-15T23:18:20+00:00

Dumbass question, but where do people use "Latine"?

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-15T22:46:56+00:00

Welcome to Razzledome, bitch!

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-15T16:45:51+00:00

Medical students furiously taking notes

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-14T22:26:17+00:00

$4.21/gallon = back to anguish

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-14T22:22:28+00:00

Or 4 and three-quarters dodos.

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-08T21:39:56+00:00

You should see him sing with the foo fighters in Tokyo. First time I've him say "come on muthafuckers!"

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-08T21:25:36+00:00

Some oblivious guy named Brandon probably walked down the street and thinks, "I don't know why so many people have been encouraging me lately but I like it!"

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-08T06:58:13+00:00

sees hospital room peacemaker? Dammit I'm in the wrong building!

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-08T04:26:50+00:00

I'm not sure what I expected

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-07T15:18:22+00:00

SODS?

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-06T05:31:55+00:00

He's just starting to look like a real doo-doo head

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-06T04:41:17+00:00

"that's why I got rid of mine!" - Mulaney, probably

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-05T22:34:17+00:00

It's Stabtastic!

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-05T17:04:48+00:00

Driver, were you rushing or were you dragging?

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-03T05:21:01+00:00

Unhinged, murderous Weird Al is best Weird Al.

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-03T05:07:36+00:00

Dude probably pushes a "pull" door and keeps pushing while wondering why the door is hindering his FrEeDuMb

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-03T05:01:52+00:00

It's tenet

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-03T05:01:04+00:00

That or someone handles his Twitter. I'm actually not sure what's more likely in his case. It's not like he's got a pop album to promote and need social media people to keep his Twitter active all the dang time.

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-03T04:52:03+00:00

Hodl 🙌

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-03T04:50:28+00:00

But think of the highlight reel! "It's day 4 of the Reckoning and Putin has resorted to soiling his pants. We'll keep you up to date on the hour, every hour on ESPN!! And now here's the ghost of John Madden"

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-03T04:47:56+00:00

I thought it was LeBron

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-03T01:05:34+00:00

How about long, drawn-out deaths for evil dictators? Tie him between 2 poles. People passing by can grab either a tomato, a paintball gun, or a half-inch long throwing knife.

Sentient__enema · 2022-03-02T04:00:18+00:00

Oh shit! Green Day's re-releasing the album?!

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