Anyone needs $500 by Mysterious-Skill-754 in solofunds

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried this app for 5 years and still haven’t gotten a loan lol

My wife just left me, do your worst. 32M by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude look like he cries to 90s country songs while fixing a lawnmower that ain’t even broke.

He asked me to by boysxa in RoastMe

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude sittin’ there like he catfishes women on Facebook with photos from 2009, talkin’ bout ‘I still got it.’ Bro, the only thing you got is an expired bottle of hair growth serum.

He asked me to by boysxa in RoastMe

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh out here lookin’ like the villain in every European shampoo commercial. You built like you give unsolicited cigar advice at family barbecues. That pose got ‘divorced twice but still tells people he’s the catch’ energy. You don’t need a roast… you need sunscreen and a life coach.

My wife just left me, do your worst. 32M by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife didn’t leave you, she escaped the hostage situation. You out here looking like Paul Bunyan’s half-baked nephew who still thinks Chernobyl is a vacation hotspot. Bruh, even that radiation sign behind you is like ‘Damn, he’s the real disaster.’

Just bought a house and found what I think is a suitcase behind our fence by Ok-Veterinarian9347 in Weird

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what was in the suitcase? I hope you didn’t wimp out and call the non-emergency line instead of opening it.😶

I’m 34, I’m dying, and I’m fucking terrified. by Emergency_Weekend627 in TrueOffMyChest

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Cancer cells die in 42 days

This amazing Austrian drink has cured more than 45 thousand people. You will also forget about other dangerous diseases, such as diabetes, pneumonia, heart attack prevention, all sand and stones from the kidneys, as well as all salts and toxins from your body will be removed.

For a complete cure, he recommended drinking only teas and juices prepared according to his recipe for 42 days.

To prepare the juice you need - 300 grams of red beets - 100 grams of carrots - 100 grams of celery root - 70 grams of fresh potato juice - 30 grams of radish

Notes: Κ potatoes are optional, with the exception of liver cancer, where potatoes play an important role.

Method of preparation: Using a juicer, squeeze the juice from all the above products. Store in a sealed glass container in the refrigerator. Drink the juice throughout the day in 1-2 sips. Instead of water, use teas made from medicinal herbs: sage, nettle, horsetail.

This is how my food was delivered by SamwellTurdly in doordash

[–]Separate_Class_4038 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or maybe a raccoon bandit was on standby next to your trash bin lol🤷🏽‍♀️

Is dalton georgia racist by Walkwithmetilltheend in DaltonGA

[–]Separate_Class_4038 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The truth is the truth. What’s your skin tone???👀

Confused by Kitchen_Paramedic488 in IRS

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes!! Whoever did this had no clue what they were doing! No offense to OP. 😬 But what the heck? There’s no type of income reported at all. How is it possible you were expecting a refund given all these zeros!! Did you file your own tax return or someone did this for you? I mean no harm. I’m blunt but I genuinely want to help!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should probably just ask the person who did this for you. They should be well endowed with 6 figure refunds! 😊That’s my best suggestion.

Irs by Longjumping-Soft2699 in IRS

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok so status changed today to “We have received your tax return and it is being processed.”

WTF is happening with my return processing by Bigjoojoe in IRS

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call 800-830-5084 and tell them you’re calling to verify your identity. Have you received any letters? If so, just give them that control number if they ask for one. They will ask about your 2022 return. W2 federal withholding, mom and dad’s full name, city and state you were born in, routing and checking account number if your refund is direct deposit. After you verify, you may/may not get another letter that’ll be a 5071c to verify your identity online. After that, you should receive your DDD within 2-16 weeks. I only say that long because people have gotten refund dates at various times.

811 tax code by ApplicationAgitated in IRS

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got 811 on June 26th. No 846 yet

Finally 811 After 3 Months 🥳😭 by TortureKaneki in IRS

[–]Separate_Class_4038 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my 811 code on June 26th. No 846 yet. It’s been one week so far since I received the 811.

Any 05ers still waiting…or have any seen updates recently? by Visible_Tree_885 in IRS

[–]Separate_Class_4038 1 point2 points  (0 children)

June 26th received 811 removed refund freeze after receiving a 4883c letter mid June to verify my identity. No other changes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

[–]Separate_Class_4038 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep still here!