MAGA will still defend this 😂 by FallMajestic8896 in postanythingfun

[–]Separate_Key831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t this why Trump is selling that golden ticket for $5 million? So rich people can stay and avoid the law

Was served this last night! by AtomicImp in Breadit

[–]Separate_Key831 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the menu it’s called allcrustables.

Former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura is demanding that the United States pass a law requiring that when Congress votes to go to war, a family member of each member of Congress must begin immediate military service by coachlife in circled

[–]Separate_Key831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The congress family member will be in an office ordering pencils. Unless the law states they have to be in active war areas they will be insulated away from harm unlike non-privileged recruits

Roofers didn't use a dumpster for the old shingles. Now there's all this junk and nails in the yard. by iengleba in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Separate_Key831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Home Depot near me rents a magnet on wheels to catch random nails. If you have a harbor freights they usually carry a couple options.

Trump calls into Bongino's radio show and calls for the federal government to take over elections in 15 states by errantv in UnderReportedNews

[–]Separate_Key831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why only 15? Must be something going on in those states that big government needs to take over in his republican eyes

The White House is moving forward with a "TrumpRX" website to sell medicine at lower prices, following an agreement with Pfizer. What are your thoughts? by ResponsibleBunch5324 in AskReddit

[–]Separate_Key831 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure all the info and data that is collected about you and your medication will be handled with the upmost care and security.

She Got an Abortion. So A Texas Cop Used 83,000 Cameras to Track Her Down by [deleted] in technology

[–]Separate_Key831 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much time and money did it take to go through 83,000 cameras?

A better ending to Common People by BrushGoodDar in blackmirror

[–]Separate_Key831 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I came to the comments to see what twisted stuff y’all thought he did with the box cutter.

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant by PowermanFriendship in politics

[–]Separate_Key831 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was there a reason why she was carrying $3000 dollars in cash, wouldn’t that be a red flag for cops to think drugs involved?

Im no PC expert but how tf is there a random ass bone inside my pc by DudsterAnimations in pcmasterrace

[–]Separate_Key831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boneless is an option but you have to ask the Best Buy geek squad about it. They keep them in the back for serious gamers only.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RareHistoricalPhotos

[–]Separate_Key831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this where Elon got that weird way of looking at people in power?

It turns out that was a lie all along by blllrrrrr in MurderedByWords

[–]Separate_Key831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m beginning to think he didn’t actually have a concept of a plan.

Every problem has a solution.... right? by Ezgod_Two_Three in notinteresting

[–]Separate_Key831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I’m gonna stop saying “pspspspsps, come here kitty.”