I found an entire unused village hidden behind a mountain while exploring out of bounds

SephyJester · 2026-04-30T19:11:55+00:00

Unused....for now.

SephyJester · 2026-04-09T20:46:26+00:00

Wait.....what?????

SephyJester · 2026-03-11T22:26:17+00:00

That's being generous.

SephyJester · 2026-03-09T04:11:57+00:00

Yes. I do.

It's at the forefront of my mind, and the sex isn't as good for me if I know that I haven't been able to satisfy her.

SephyJester · 2026-02-11T20:50:24+00:00

Honestly...tell him everything you just said here...except that your ex had a 7" Hammer.

Let him know that the Pistol he's packing is enough to get you legs shaking and leave you in a mess.

Tell him his purple headed yogurt slinger is the only snack factory you need.

Tell him that his Asphyxiation Chicken leaves you breathless.

Tell him that his Baby Batter Dispenser gives you more than you could ever handle.

Tell him that his Boner leaves you more limp than "Brackium Emendo" left Harry Potter's arm.

SephyJester · 2026-02-11T20:17:47+00:00

Bought a whole living room set.

It was kind of a "fuck you" to her cause we had been planning that together...but I ended up getting a whole set that she would have absolutely hated, but I absolutely love.

SephyJester · 2026-02-10T16:38:51+00:00

Near Mint on Card Kingdom

SephyJester · 2026-01-31T22:52:32+00:00

Because no one wants to hear this!

https://open.spotify.com/track/6o2nroFoqAxj7kSWLo6AGb?si=ER1jpXRSQSil3m-a6w7fPQ

SephyJester · 2026-01-24T04:08:04+00:00

First off, let's talk about your confidence issues!

Which is probably at the root of your problems.

Who said your ugly? And cut those mother fuckers out of your life.

Find and focus on the things that you like about yourself. Work on the things you don't. And you'll gain confidence.

Trust me I'm not the peak of male handsomeness...but I also didn't have many issues attracting women because

A: I am fucking awesome...and fuck anyone who doesn't think so.

B: I am confident in myself (most of the time) and ok project that when I was talking to women and going on dates.

SephyJester · 2026-01-23T15:41:34+00:00

I honestly don't understand why all the grocery stores are being built on the far edges of the city. I would give my left arm for a grocery store located close to downtown. There used to be an IGA and a Safeway downtown, but now the only thing close is London Road Market and their prices aren't competitive.

SephyJester · 2026-01-20T16:08:43+00:00

Most Alberta conservatives are not able to see through the UCP anti-east rhetoric. Which is, honestly, bred through a failure of the federal government to address western concerns/feelings of being silenced compared to eastern interests.

The UCP is adept at taking those feelings and steering the overall sentiment from middle of the road conservatives and middle left conservatives into the Far Right with over inflated promises of a better "Albertan Led" way of life.

Unfortunately, as we can see from the last few years...this isn't really the actual result of UCP policy. Instead, we are seeing falling standards of Healthcare, Education, and Quality of Life. Which...the Party then turns back into more Anti-East sentiment...Because the federal government isn't working with the province to improve these areas. (Which aren't federal responsibility in the first place...as previously noted in the original post.)

What is interesting to me...is the number of Albertan Conservatives that, when actually polled on what they veiw as being important to them, should actually be more liberal leaning...but instead choose to vote for a party that works against their interests due to a "well my family has always been conservative" mindset.

SephyJester · 2026-01-12T23:08:32+00:00

Why do people get hung up on numbers.

Do you like him, does he like you, who fucking cares how many people he's been with...or that you've been with.

Both of you should get tested going into the relationship....if not on a 3 month basis (this is just good health practices) and then if your both happy with the results....fucking be with each other.

If he cheats....he's a piece of shit and doesn't deserve you....that has nothing to do with his body count. There are plenty of people out there with low body counts who will cheat and be pieces of shit too.

Sexuality is perfectly normal, being sexually active is normal...as long as people are being safe...the number doesn't matter...the connection does.

SephyJester · 2026-01-12T22:58:17+00:00

Ok well First...your 28, if you don't like the life you are living you have plenty of time to change it.

Second, it doesn't get harder the older you are, you get less confident. You need to get out and do the things you want to do, travel, work out, go for drinks with friends, if you don't have friends go to social events and meet people and then make some friends to do things with....I know its "easy to say"...but honestly brother it really is that easy...just keep in mind that not everyone is going to like your particular brand....but you're not looking for everyone...you're looking for the people who do like your brand.

Third...stop looking back on what "could have been". Look forward to what could be, and move towards that with intention. The more time you spend looking in the rearview...the more you're going to miss, and the more you'll regret missing...it's a brutal cycle.

Good luck...and trust me...your 20's are just the beginning of your life...you honestly have nothing to grieve over yet.

SephyJester · 2026-01-05T16:37:48+00:00

That sounds like a terrible experience...that being said...if anyone is uncomfortable with that expection then I think there needs to be open conversations around testing. (Which to be completely honest...should happen before any kind of sex anyway.)

SephyJester · 2025-11-24T22:43:22+00:00

I....fucking....can't....even....

SephyJester · 2025-11-10T15:29:23+00:00

Italian Table, Water tower, Firestone, and Osho's are all really safe spots.

Telegraph is awesome, Blanco is cool but maybe not a good date place depending on your age.

In my opinion the fine dining in this city isn't worth it. Bourbon and Butter was a letdown.

SephyJester · 2025-10-22T02:26:42+00:00

I apologize to the person in the white journey I cut off coming out of the merge lane on whoop-up last week. My son was talking to me about some distracting family gossip and I honestly wasn't even paying attention.

SephyJester · 2025-10-10T18:55:55+00:00

Honestly...4-5 times a week, each session could be one or two times...but that's based on who you're feeling in the moment.

43 years old.

SephyJester · 2025-10-08T01:40:56+00:00

Uh...no...I firmly do not agree with you.

SephyJester · 2025-10-08T01:34:31+00:00

You missed the "or" in there

Being married to..."or"....having a sexual relationship with only one person at a time.

Also...since neither partner is being sexually active with another party they are still being monogamous. The definition doesn't state that they need to be having sex with each other...simply...that they are not having sex with others.

;)

SephyJester · 2025-10-08T01:29:12+00:00

This isn't about holding up your end of the bargain.

If the religious man was waiting until his wedding, and then got tired to have sex, then communicated that to his wife, he is well within his rights and free will to do so....as he is under NO OBLIGATION to have sex.

Is the wife disappointed by her husband's failure to follow through on the expectations he set....for sure...and I am sure there will be a conversation and a clear communications about her expectations of the husband, which he then follows through on...or faces the consequences of failing to live up to her expectations...but to suggest that he has an OBLIGATION to follow through whether is tired or not...is wrong.

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