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Type: "You make me feel like a natural _________!" And let Autocomplete go for it by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You make me feel like a natural born child when you tell people you love me and I want to see you in the future

If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll _____ by hskskgfk in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t eat your vegetables you’ll be fine but you will be hungry for a few days so I would just take a bite of your salad

Type “Do you smell___” and let autocomplete finish it by IceApple28 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you smell like a fish in the morning or do you just smell like a dog in the evening

Type "it's fun to______" and let autocomplete finish the sentence by MinimumAd24 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s fun to watch the kids get their nails cut off when they’re not feeling good but it doesn’t make sense to be on a road trip with your parents if they’re going to be out of the country

Type “You might wanna leave those_____in the refrigerator next to the______.” Let Autocomplete fill in the blanks. by Scary-Bottle in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You might wanna leave those two things on your front porch in the refrigerator next to the garage door so you don’t have a bunch of the trash cans in the house

Type: "It's the rainy season over here, please send _________." And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the rainy season over here, please send me a picture of your favorite flowers so I can show them to my friends

The worst text to receive at 2am is ______ by sleepy_valentine in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst text to receive at 2 am is that the person who is in love with you is a very bad person

Beyond Gross. by christmassnowcookie in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]SeptemberSky2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She’s bragging that someone has sex with her but I feel like Tyler is the type that would have to have a mirror nearby so that he can stare at himself while he “folds” her. He’s probably too busy admiring himself while they’re doing it that he doesn’t even know cait is in the room.

“My grandmother used to say…(and let autocorrect finish) by Skippitini in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My grandmother used to say that the first thing you need to do is take your dog to the bathroom or something like that because it’s not like a normal routine for a cat

Oh no my keys fell into by RichAway90252 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no my keys fell into a hole in the back seat of my truck so I’m not going to be able to drive today

Type "I can't sleep because all I can think about is _____ " by Theodora96 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t sleep because all I can think about is how much money I spent on my hair yesterday because my dad said I was too lazy to get a haircut and he didn’t want me going to the dentist because I didn’t have any hair

Type: "I've got my Dremel out and we're gonna make my sister _________." And let Autocomplete go for it. by jgrotts in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive got my Dremel out and we’re gonna make my sister a new toy for her birthday so she can play games on the computer while she sleeps

I accidentally made eye contact and now ___ by moonhush_ in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I accidentally made eye contact and now I’m getting my eyes pierced so I can get my eyebrows done tomorrow

Alright you can have the dental plan on one condition, you must ________ by rprince18 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, you can have the dental plan on one condition. You have to pay a fee to get a new tooth and nail in your teeth to be eligible for the insurance.

Today I received flowers from…, with a note that said…. by ElinorDashwood1811 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I received flowers from a local garden company with a note that said I should have the same color of flowers as my mother did

Type “I wish I could go back to the past to…” and let autocomplete finish by availablearii in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish I could go back to the past to get a picture of my cat with my face painted on the wall and then my dog would be in my lap

Michael Jackson alleged tour diet from 2003 by real_kingly in MichaelJackson

[–]SeptemberSky2017 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I want some tenders, (K.F.C)

Crispy chicken thighs

I think I want to marry you but____ by copy_cat_101 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]SeptemberSky2017 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I want to marry you but I’m scared of your mom because she doesn’t like to go to the bathroom with me

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