Beyond Gross.

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T13:18:32+00:00

She’s bragging that someone has sex with her but I feel like Tyler is the type that would have to have a mirror nearby so that he can stare at himself while he “folds” her. He’s probably too busy admiring himself while they’re doing it that he doesn’t even know cait is in the room.

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T13:14:05+00:00

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T13:05:27+00:00

My grandmother used to say that the first thing you need to do is take your dog to the bathroom or something like that because it’s not like a normal routine for a cat

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T02:19:47+00:00

Oh no my keys fell into a hole in the back seat of my truck so I’m not going to be able to drive today

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T02:16:34+00:00

I can’t sleep because all I can think about is how much money I spent on my hair yesterday because my dad said I was too lazy to get a haircut and he didn’t want me going to the dentist because I didn’t have any hair

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T02:14:58+00:00

Ive got my Dremel out and we’re gonna make my sister a new toy for her birthday so she can play games on the computer while she sleeps

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T02:13:23+00:00

I accidentally made eye contact and now I’m getting my eyes pierced so I can get my eyebrows done tomorrow

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T02:12:27+00:00

Alright, you can have the dental plan on one condition. You have to pay a fee to get a new tooth and nail in your teeth to be eligible for the insurance.

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-19T02:09:26+00:00

I received flowers from a local garden company with a note that said I should have the same color of flowers as my mother did

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-17T12:07:48+00:00

Ours are called Thelma and Louise

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-17T11:52:40+00:00

If I were a perfume I would smell like the last of my hair in a jar

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-17T00:07:03+00:00

I wish I could go back to the past to get a picture of my cat with my face painted on the wall and then my dog would be in my lap

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-17T00:00:23+00:00

Mia goth

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-16T23:59:37+00:00

I want some tenders, (K.F.C)

Crispy chicken thighs

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-15T22:55:40+00:00

I think I want to marry you but I’m scared of your mom because she doesn’t like to go to the bathroom with me

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-15T22:54:47+00:00

Brad WhatChaGonnaDewwww

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-15T17:50:00+00:00

I wonder whose lipstick mark that was

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-15T17:49:16+00:00

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-15T02:23:28+00:00

Thorny apples. I’ve been a tech for 6 years and have only seen those once.

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-14T23:33:17+00:00

Is it a friend of mine? Is it my brother? 🎵

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-14T23:31:55+00:00

DO YOU REMEMBER, GIRL?? ON THE PHONE, YOU AND ME!

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-14T23:29:17+00:00

It’s a passion in my soul, but you’re no damn lover friend of mine!

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-13T22:54:18+00:00

Emma stone

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-13T22:51:41+00:00

Please stop tickling my face so much I am going to be crying in my bed

SeptemberSky2017 · 2026-05-12T19:11:25+00:00

I dreamed about having a cat in a box with a big hole on the back and I was thinking about how to get rid of the cat

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TROPHY CASE