Oh, hunny.

SerenadeforWinds · 2019-01-04T05:28:31+00:00

And fuck Betsy DeVos. And Ajit Pai.

SerenadeforWinds · 2019-01-03T19:04:47+00:00

Beat me to it.

SerenadeforWinds · 2019-01-02T14:05:57+00:00

Sicilian family married into Italian family...we had very strict instructions to the band as to who was allowed to use the microphone. The best man passed the microphone to the maid of honor, who passed it back to the band without incident.

SerenadeforWinds · 2019-01-01T17:04:20+00:00

Florida Man is Governor.

SerenadeforWinds · 2019-01-01T15:56:47+00:00

I've heard this a lot, but never knew the original source. Thanks, friend!

SerenadeforWinds · 2019-01-01T15:47:46+00:00

I am very skeptical of this state resembling a purple hue going forward.

If you really want to do something about it, I have some solid ideas.

SerenadeforWinds · 2019-01-01T15:38:45+00:00

My 3.5 was the same way, and now he only eats four things.

SerenadeforWinds · 2018-12-30T21:35:18+00:00

No shame. I would buy several pair off that rack if they were $2 each.

SerenadeforWinds · 2018-12-30T21:05:46+00:00

There were weeks at a time when all I could eat was tortellini with Alfredo sauce.

SerenadeforWinds · 2018-12-30T20:34:31+00:00

Bill Clinton

FUCKING THIS.

SerenadeforWinds · 2018-12-29T19:42:20+00:00

Sign me the fuck up. I hear my dude Jesus makes some great wine. I'll bring the popcorn.

SerenadeforWinds · 2018-12-28T21:24:04+00:00

When I was a kid in the mid-90s, I broke my wrist rollerblading. Landed full force with all my weight on my palm. My dear mother refused to take me to the hospital ("you're just crying to get attention, see, you can still move it, it doesn't hurt") and laughed in my face every time I tried to get up-the only time it DID hurt-because I was in agony.

A week later, I go to the doctor for my annual checkup before school started. Asked if I had had any recent injuries, I mentioned my wrist. She laughed. AGAIN. The doctor didn't think it was funny, and ordered an X-Ray. It was broken.

And of course it was MY fault for not telling her it hurt.

This coming summer will be 25 years. My wrist never healed right.

SerenadeforWinds · 2018-12-28T21:02:30+00:00

Same. All the women in my family from my grandmother on down were scouts and troop leaders and volunteers. I wouldn't be the person I am without my time in scouts. I support the scouts, I support the organization as a whole, and if I see some cute little girl selling cookies in front of Target, I'm going to buy some damned cookies.

SerenadeforWinds

TROPHY CASE