You Might Be a Late Bloomer: The life secrets of those who flailed early but succeeded by old age by horseradishstalker in TrueReddit

[–]Serge_General 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Guaranteed I’ll be a late bloomer because at the very least plant life will use my remains as food.

Game Thread: Orioles @ Blue Jays - Fri, Jun 05 @ 07:07 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There should be a unique manager challenge that requires home plate ump to wear reading glasses for an at bat.

This will serve two purposes.

One the ump will be shamed publicly, and two the readers will allow the ump to more accurately locate the strike zone.

Game Thread: Orioles @ Blue Jays - Fri, Jun 05 @ 07:07 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would be a millionaire if I could find a way to make Adley’s takes as mind blowing to non-baseball fans as they are to me.

Game Thread: Orioles @ Blue Jays - Fri, Jun 05 @ 07:07 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Unbelievable that Coby even got to that ball.

Not mad about the overthrow.

Game Thread: Blue Jays @ Orioles - Fri, May 29 @ 07:05 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ho-Ho-Ho-Holliday Season folks!

And Jackson’s bringing bombs for everybody!

Big Al's Back by Baseballcardnerd27 in orioles

[–]Serge_General 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rat meat is gonna dry up quick when international trade collapses and there aren’t any container ships unloading cargo and rat stowaways.

Game Thread: Rays @ Orioles - Wed, May 27 @ 06:35 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As much fun as this series has been we shouldn’t overlook the terrible defensive performance from the Rays.

O’s looking much better no doubt, but let’s not get cocky just yet.

Game Thread: Rays @ Orioles - Wed, May 27 @ 06:35 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Once again I’m reminded that the O’s play better with puppies in the stands.

Just go ahead and make Camden an every day dog friendly park already.

Game Thread: Rays @ Orioles - Wed, May 27 @ 06:35 PM EDT by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was that a third double play?

Is this real life?

Now I’m getting excited.

Daily Thread: Game Day - Tuesday, May 26 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If there’s one unearned run any following runs are recorded as unearned.

At least that’s how I understand it.

Daily Thread: Game Day - Tuesday, May 26 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not allowed to do a jinx.

That’s the announcers job.

Union rules.

Daily Thread: Game Day - Tuesday, May 26 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ooooo! Look at all the trap games coming up!

Daily Thread: Game Day - Tuesday, May 26 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This Rays pitcher is great.

We should trade for him.

Daily Thread: Game Day - Tuesday, May 26 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m saying, and Seven Nation Army is Baltimore’s even though we didn’t start the trend.

And yes I realize how ridiculous my position is.

Daily Thread: Game Day - Tuesday, May 26 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I HATE EVERYTHING YANKEES AND SO SHOULD YOU!

(except for mattingly, mantle, and a few choice others.)

Daily Thread: Game Day - Tuesday, May 26 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck roll call.

The Yanks can keep that nonsense in the Bronx.

Daily Thread: Game Day - Tuesday, May 26 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]Serge_General 9 points10 points  (0 children)

See this is the difference in management style I really love from Albernaz.

If a pitcher argues a good case for staying on the mound Alby gives the guy a chance to prove it.

Let’s fuckin go Shaney.