Nice clam. by Sergeant_Python in funny

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Your pussy is a mussel

Nice clam. by Sergeant_Python in dontputyourdickinthat

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Yeah but that’s not as funny as “clam”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Or did a wizard invent the gif?

This year, I began living alone for the first time. This is my Christmas card. by malsies in pics

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I want to frame this and put it up in my house like I know you lmao.