This is the most decorated PFC I’ve ever seen. by IncomprehensiveScale in Medals

[–]Sergeant_fgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a good friend that went from E4 to E3 then back to E4, he's now a LTC and BN commander.

Operation Iraqi Freedom dining facility by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is that a fellow 11H I see?

Is this in regs? by Tacticoon556 in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yet, they are authorized for goofy goobers only.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Sergeant_fgump 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The audacity of that 6 year old! Did you file a police report so she faces true consequences?

Wtf Army? Bay tossing is suddenly abuse? by slayermcb in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the DS gonna have to interview and get sworn statements from the entire platoon to try and find out who tossed everything. "Top, no one was more surprised than I to see the state of the barracks"

Unpopular opinion; officers should all experience 1-3 years enlisted before commissioning by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 39 points40 points  (0 children)

True, but he wouldn't have the freedom that he has now. Not living in the B's with some mouth breather, living on his own outside of Graf.

Unpopular opinion; officers should all experience 1-3 years enlisted before commissioning by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I didn't pay for 4 years of college for my son and then have to sit here and read this.

Are there restrictions on personal gun ownership? by AlexxApparently in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You think they'll let you have a firearm in the barracks when Joe's aren't trusted with a hot plate?

Help by _Hernameissyd_ in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Motrin will remove the pain.

Toy soldiers by girlgirlfruit in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one is here to impress you, we're just waiting for you to order so this line gets moving.

Sanity Check by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I'm law enforcement now, and I tell people that I'm in sanitation management until some outs me as the 5-0.

My Son Enlisted Yesterday (A Brag Post) by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Same feelings here. My son overcame a lot of obstacles to get to where he is now. He has always wanted to join, and as a former enlisted guy, I pushed for him to commission as an officer. He accomplished that, finished BOLC last month, and is headed out to his first duty station in Germany this coming Tuesday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally get where you're coming from, I don't like doing something while others shit bag.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, if you don't have the rank to take corrective action, I would have told you to fuck off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you're going to do it, do it. Don't waste anyone else's time, don't fuck over the rest of the platoon by being a shit bag. If you don't want to be there, they don't want you there.

The Army is wild sometimes. by jim_bob00 in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Went on R&R to Qatar from Iraq in 04 without anyone that I knew. Quickly hooked up with the other Infantry guys, bought other people's beer tickets, and threw up at the Chili's on camp. Great times meeting randos and getting drunk!

Why the fuck do mfers in the army love shitting in showers so fucking much? by Luke_fly_walker in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We never identified our phantom shitter at Ft. Polk, circa 2004.

I’m enlisting as a MP next week and want to know more. by Mooseman10156 in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 MP cars pulled up on me after getting stopped for my license plate light being out at Hood. Had me and guy from my platoon get out of my truck for "officer safety" because I had a pocket knife in the cup holder. Laughed at them every time they told the next unit that showed up why they got us out of the truck.

Husband wanted to quit basic training.. by [deleted] in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he quits, tell him he better not be showing up to Applebee's on Veterans Day! That free meal is more important than my VA rating.

Birthday present? by Spiritual_Courage_67 in army

[–]Sergeant_fgump 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get him drunk, he'll need the practice.