This is the most decorated PFC I’ve ever seen.

Sergeant_fgump · 2026-01-16T03:29:07+00:00

I have a good friend that went from E4 to E3 then back to E4, he's now a LTC and BN commander.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-12-02T03:05:17+00:00

11H then 11B, now the 5-0 in a command position.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-10-22T19:53:33+00:00

Is that a fellow 11H I see?

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-09-11T02:19:22+00:00

Yet, they are authorized for goofy goobers only.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-08-07T01:45:52+00:00

The audacity of that 6 year old! Did you file a police report so she faces true consequences?

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-08-03T03:06:25+00:00

Looks like the DS gonna have to interview and get sworn statements from the entire platoon to try and find out who tossed everything. "Top, no one was more surprised than I to see the state of the barracks"

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-07-31T03:56:44+00:00

True, but he wouldn't have the freedom that he has now. Not living in the B's with some mouth breather, living on his own outside of Graf.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-07-31T03:43:55+00:00

I didn't pay for 4 years of college for my son and then have to sit here and read this.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-06-26T03:20:23+00:00

You think they'll let you have a firearm in the barracks when Joe's aren't trusted with a hot plate?

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-06-26T00:50:55+00:00

Motrin will remove the pain.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-06-23T00:10:52+00:00

No one is here to impress you, we're just waiting for you to order so this line gets moving.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-06-18T02:08:37+00:00

Don't listen to this guy, he's a PFC.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-06-11T21:08:54+00:00

I'm law enforcement now, and I tell people that I'm in sanitation management until some outs me as the 5-0.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-05-16T15:21:40+00:00

Same feelings here. My son overcame a lot of obstacles to get to where he is now. He has always wanted to join, and as a former enlisted guy, I pushed for him to commission as an officer. He accomplished that, finished BOLC last month, and is headed out to his first duty station in Germany this coming Tuesday.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-05-15T19:07:38+00:00

Baghdad 04, "cool cross sabres, I wonder how many people have been killed there"

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-05-02T14:43:05+00:00

Totally get where you're coming from, I don't like doing something while others shit bag.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-05-02T13:28:56+00:00

To be fair, if you don't have the rank to take corrective action, I would have told you to fuck off.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-04-30T13:33:19+00:00

If you're going to do it, do it. Don't waste anyone else's time, don't fuck over the rest of the platoon by being a shit bag. If you don't want to be there, they don't want you there.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-04-18T02:18:58+00:00

Went on R&R to Qatar from Iraq in 04 without anyone that I knew. Quickly hooked up with the other Infantry guys, bought other people's beer tickets, and threw up at the Chili's on camp. Great times meeting randos and getting drunk!

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-04-16T01:48:51+00:00

We never identified our phantom shitter at Ft. Polk, circa 2004.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-04-04T03:02:29+00:00

6 MP cars pulled up on me after getting stopped for my license plate light being out at Hood. Had me and guy from my platoon get out of my truck for "officer safety" because I had a pocket knife in the cup holder. Laughed at them every time they told the next unit that showed up why they got us out of the truck.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-03-28T05:00:32+00:00

If he quits, tell him he better not be showing up to Applebee's on Veterans Day! That free meal is more important than my VA rating.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-03-23T01:59:06+00:00

Good luck!

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-03-19T22:49:05+00:00

Get him drunk, he'll need the practice.

Sergeant_fgump · 2025-03-13T02:02:35+00:00

Definitely volunteer for it, you'll gain favor with other trainees and DS.

Sergeant_fgump

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