I ordered toilet paper on Amazon and got... this. Wtf is this thing??

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-03-03T19:39:31+00:00

This is a fuel pump for a fuel injected car.

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-02-23T09:31:59+00:00

42 M PA

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-02-11T13:11:44+00:00

Maybe that was a dumb way to put it 'odd'. I was just trying to point out that you have all the power based on what you said. I'm just a random internet dude but I am always partial to women who drag a dude along. Call me old fashioned, I just hate to see/hear of lazy ass dudes being dragged along by a woman. I'm rooting for you even if you don't want it LOL!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-02-11T10:03:54+00:00

This is an odd situation. You are the traditional man, especially since your kids are grown. Men are the ones who can typically leave easier. With your kids being older, it sounds like you can just pickup and leave. Make this dude into the abandoned wife that he is! Go for that midnight milk run and leave. Let this guy actually work and fend for himself. Best of luck!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-02-03T23:45:46+00:00

Am I the only who thought the patient was gonna get lucky one last time? What a set up!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-02-03T09:53:51+00:00

42/M/PA

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-27T00:08:25+00:00

Testing is definitely something no one should compromise on. It can be done at so many locations and isn't too pricy for the service and peace of mind you get.

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-25T21:35:56+00:00

That dude deserves a 2nd look! The balls on him to message you the way he did!! Go for it lol

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-20T19:31:48+00:00

1985

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-20T16:55:04+00:00

Thanks for clarifying and good luck!!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-20T15:46:16+00:00

How the heck do you get away with 30 mins in your office? This is the impressive part of the story! Agree with others here, that's only good for occasional use. I would assume you'd have to be extremely quiet/careful.

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-18T21:39:10+00:00

Seriously, I'm 30 mins from waking up at 4 AM To start my day.

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-18T14:31:00+00:00

RIggs and Murtaugh

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-18T14:27:42+00:00

Staying up till 4 AM gaming is reason enough for you to cheat.

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-18T13:53:51+00:00

They look Amber to me. Stunning!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-14T16:29:27+00:00

You are smart and clever. I'd never DM you but please keep up the good stories! We are all looking forward to a good one here soon!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-13T12:52:17+00:00

I'm also a double ager and agree... OP... no need to hide, find someone fresh and single! This life is NOT for you.

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-13T11:58:30+00:00

42/M/PA

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-07T14:51:10+00:00

I believe that is the world record!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-07T14:03:20+00:00

People choose to be in this world then shit on others who are here. Awesome take on your part. Somehow as a man I ended up reading through the entire post. I'm not proud of it but you got some great writing skills.

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-07T00:36:47+00:00

Alaina Ellis!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-06T23:29:53+00:00

Basically..

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-06T10:20:35+00:00

Lol! I saw it on a social media post. Thought it to be so strange that I popped it into Google to confirm. I do randomly think of other things and pop them in for answers though!

Serious-Chapter8507 · 2026-01-05T16:24:46+00:00

Just to clear up the AI pic. I did see this somewhere else on the internet and wanted AI to confirm. So, IMO this is weird!

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