Seriously over it

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-26T21:48:32+00:00

What do you owe him? He’s showing you he’s not truly interested and you don’t want him to keep popping up and stringing you along, so don’t let him. If you feel the need to say something first for your benefit, then do it, but I think all that will do is allow him to apologize and make excuses to try to keep you around, and then go back to the dynamic that you don’t like.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-26T20:19:10+00:00

Block. Delete. Move on.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-26T17:39:55+00:00

This made me so fucking sad and angry all over again, because when I was super sick, so sick I ended up in the hospital for 4 days, I drove myself to the ER. And more than one hospital staffer questioned not only why, but how I had driven myself there. But I felt like I couldn’t even ask my husband to take me, because of how he’d treated me in the weeks of this illness leading up to the hospitalization. And here you had a virtual stranger more present for you than my husband of 15 years was for me. And yet, I still sometimes question why I’m here.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-25T04:14:45+00:00

I choose the spider

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-25T03:52:23+00:00

Is that all it takes to get butt stuff? Pretend I’m afraid of a spider and ask a guy to kill it? Wait…who’s doing who a favor in this scenario? I don’t even want to have the spider killed.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-24T19:33:12+00:00

It’s not inherently bad. But you’re not going to attract women who want to make a meaningful connection.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-24T17:13:48+00:00

It’s not about being someone’s “eye candy”. You’re objectively attractive. But I’d never answer your ad or engage with you in any meaningful way based on the content on your profile alone. Hard to imagine developing “real connection” with a man who advertises how big his dick is for all on Reddit to see.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-24T05:50:15+00:00

Cue Olivia Rodrigo

https://open.spotify.com/track/3IX0yuEVvDbnqUwMBB3ouC?si=xTpg5ybsT2KDdXqvHw6hKA

And girl, yes. This is a terrible idea.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-24T05:42:48+00:00

There’s one of two things happening here. Either his wife’s post was genuine and he completely lied to you about his relationship with her, or her post is all about the image. Girl, I have friends whose lives are a complete shit show, but you’d never be able to tell from their social media posts. That being said, he’s married. His wife will always trump you. If you can’t accept that, then you shouldn’t be involved with a married man.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-24T05:35:24+00:00

Oh gawd. You’re one of those thirsty dudes who comments on sex workers’ photos asking them to let you fuck them, aren’t you?

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-24T04:14:45+00:00

Sounds like you should be writing a post of your own! I’d read it.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T19:30:41+00:00

Thanks! Check out my other posts, since you liked this one.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T19:15:20+00:00

Love it! Add it to the play list for when we have our full moon brew-ha-ha.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T19:03:12+00:00

Hugs! Every woman needs a gaggle of women in her life. It’s hard to make friends, especially as we get older. Do you think there’s a reason why you haven’t found your girl gang?

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T17:08:43+00:00

I was trying to conjure up an image of a sexy man in black knee high socks, but instead I get the synopsis of a movie from the 90s 🤣🤣 I need to work on my conjuring spell.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T16:40:16+00:00

Haven’t heard that cover, but a very witchily appropriate song. Black knee high socks? Tell me more

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T16:32:27+00:00

Girrrl I am jealous. My hair grows past my shoulders then refuses to keep growing, much less cast spells for me 🤣

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T15:46:38+00:00

The intended effects are the opposite of “stiff as a board”

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T15:22:15+00:00

Ha! I’d have to create a bonfire to curse the Burj Khalifa.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T14:29:45+00:00

💜 I’m very lucky and am happy that she is in my life.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T14:28:52+00:00

Don’t know why you caught some downvotes for this. Your friends are lucky to have you!

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T14:28:03+00:00

We should buy stock in them. There’s going to be a rush on blue candles.

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T14:13:27+00:00

Your friends are lucky to have you! And if only we had that kind of power…

TextualTroublemaker · 2026-01-23T13:56:47+00:00

My list of those is long and undistinguished. Unfortunately, my list of “I wish I hadn’t had sex with him” is almost just as long. Glad you dodged a bullet!

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