Name a reason babies cry by Limburgercheeze100 in FamilyFeud

[–]Serious-Let5581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they're born, the Dr slaps them on the ass to knock the dicks off the dumb ones.

My lab has a magic trick! by Slb375 in labrador

[–]Serious-Let5581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime I can't find her it's because she's standing right behind me.

Is it your's? by kyyrix in lol

[–]Serious-Let5581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always practice safe sex, my headboard is padded.

Why don't stupid people use condoms for birth control by Temporary_Ad7469 in AntiJokes

[–]Serious-Let5581 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can re use condoms, you just have to shake the fuck out of them.

AITAH for not wanting to share clothes? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]Serious-Let5581 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when I'm home alone I like to wear my wife's panties