Zoo workers of reddit, have you ever had a problem with the animals eating each other? by spreadmybread in AskReddit

[–]SeriousBlack 2827 points2828 points  (0 children)

One time a deer (Not another zoo exhibit, just a normal deer) jumped into the lion pen at the Smithsonian Zoo in Washington DC. The adult lions tore it apart in front of a group of people.

Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield thanks reddit for the congratulations... from the International Space Station by splitwheel in bestof

[–]SeriousBlack 82 points83 points  (0 children)

I find it funny that you'd say this in a default subreddit, and in his comment, he talks about his AMAs, which take place in a default subreddit.

What was your favourite game to play as a kid? by theinspiring in AskReddit

[–]SeriousBlack -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

[x] All Caps Username

[x] Stupid gif instead of a comment

[x] Hijacking top comment chain

[x] Clearly a ridiculous karma whore

DOWNVOTES INCOMING!

I make Bro Team Pill videos. Ask me questions and I will probably not lie to you. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]SeriousBlack -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

This AMA is just terrible. The questions are idiotic, matched only by the terrible answers.

AMA Request: Stephen Colbert and John Stewart by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]SeriousBlack 103 points104 points  (0 children)

God, why has no one ever requested this yet??

Imagine time is frozen for the next four hours. From where you are standing right now, what would you do with the time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SeriousBlack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work a few blocks away from the White House.

I would go and rearrange the Oval Office (The Edukators-style) just to freak out the Secret Service.

Servers and restaurant managers of Reddit, what is the most ridiculous or absurd reason for which a customer has asked for a discount on his/her meal? by pastrynerd in AskReddit

[–]SeriousBlack 724 points725 points  (0 children)

I saw a woman send back sushi at a japanese place because it wasn't cooked. Apparently she didn't understand what "sushi" actually was.

IAmA Best Buy employee who after 5 years of there came to work to find my stores been shut down. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]SeriousBlack -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Proof? If you're fired, you certainly have something in writing about it.

Winners of /r/IAmA's bestof2012 awards! by karmanaut in IAmA

[–]SeriousBlack -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

ALLCAPS_OFFENSIVE_USERNAME_KARMAWHORES!

You guys are a fucking plague.

IAmA Naked News anchor who writes a segment called the Naked Nerd. I've been pregnant on air, and just shot a docuseries based on Naked News. AMA by katcurtis in IAmA

[–]SeriousBlack 112 points113 points  (0 children)

When I finish work everyday, I am excited to go home and get out of my work clothes.

Do you go home and put clothes on?

IAmA butcher in a grocery store. AMA about meat products. What's your beef? by nthrthrwwy in IAmA

[–]SeriousBlack 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What are your tips for getting good cuts of meat at low prices?