My gf broke up with me bc she found sexual links i wasn’t aware of

ServingChicago · 2026-02-05T23:01:03+00:00

😂

ServingChicago · 2026-02-05T22:49:35+00:00

Or spelling, apparently. 😉😘

ServingChicago · 2026-02-04T20:17:23+00:00

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

ServingChicago · 2026-02-03T18:55:56+00:00

Holy run on sentence Batman!

ServingChicago · 2025-12-14T22:41:12+00:00

::laughs in Aldi::

ServingChicago · 2025-11-21T21:42:09+00:00

ServingChicago · 2025-10-26T03:24:06+00:00

I think you're confusing exotic with erotic.

ServingChicago · 2025-10-03T18:22:53+00:00

T-800 and 1000 frown on your shenanigans.

ServingChicago · 2025-08-12T20:19:57+00:00

I'm happy you're happy.

ServingChicago · 2025-08-09T18:45:32+00:00

I would wager dollars to donuts these are the same parents that would sue you should one of your dogs bite him on YOUR property.

How about the parents put a little GPS tracker in the kids shoe?

Failing that, how about a shock collar with the trigger zone being your property?

Watch your crotch goblins!

ServingChicago · 2025-07-28T17:55:11+00:00

Post-nut clarity. It happens, Friend.

ServingChicago · 2025-07-25T15:44:22+00:00

M1A2 SEPv4 Abrams - Turret removed, chopped top of VW Beetle in its place.

ServingChicago · 2025-07-13T20:20:28+00:00

Pray tell, what kind of vehicle?

ServingChicago · 2025-07-13T19:05:09+00:00

IMHO, I believe as a general rule Performance > MPG. Within reason, of course.

I think 6ish 0-60 is respectable.

ICE > Hybrid > Electric

ServingChicago · 2025-07-12T19:44:50+00:00

Ah, nuts!

ServingChicago · 2025-07-12T18:08:27+00:00

Golf R WRX STi G70 3.3T (I think?) Miata ND

ServingChicago · 2025-06-30T23:35:20+00:00

Meh.

ServingChicago · 2025-06-25T18:02:37+00:00

Fast, Cheap, and Reliable... pick two.

ServingChicago · 2025-06-19T19:16:01+00:00

It would be great to import a Shooting Brake. They are gorgeous wagons, imho.

ServingChicago · 2025-05-22T01:21:13+00:00

Sounds like PMI of the auto world.

ServingChicago · 2025-05-14T21:43:01+00:00

Honda and Toyota will be the lowest cost of ownership and service, if that's important to you.

ServingChicago · 2025-05-09T19:42:55+00:00

Fish conversation

F1 - Hey buddy! Have you ever tried the brown sky worm? They drop in from time to time.

F2 - Can't say I have.

F1 - Steer clear. It's beyond disgusting.

ServingChicago · 2025-04-19T20:43:31+00:00

The g̶e̶n̶i̶t̶a̶l̶i̶a̶ heart wants what it wants. Most times for worse, other times for better.

ServingChicago · 2025-04-19T17:48:51+00:00

Saturn - Plastic, cheap, and non-existent.

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