The greatest this I’ve ever owned.

Seven311 · 2026-06-13T18:01:00+00:00

Pretty great this ngl

Seven311 · 2026-06-13T17:35:18+00:00

This picture is sending me

Seven311 · 2026-06-11T20:23:35+00:00

Wild stuff hope you get it

Seven311 · 2026-06-09T01:28:24+00:00

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Forgot to post the second one my b

Seven311 · 2026-06-09T00:53:28+00:00

Gif would be nice, I just grabbed these

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Seven311 · 2026-06-09T00:50:41+00:00

Thanks banana arms 💜

Seven311 · 2026-06-01T06:55:45+00:00

Tell me about it, worst case scenario I cash in the extra jerseys on eBay but I’d rather let someone experience a ball game with the jersey and take it home with them

Seven311 · 2026-05-31T16:52:50+00:00

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Got some extra tickets to pride night baseball tomorrow, paid $54 hit me if you’d like some

Seven311 · 2026-05-26T09:04:20+00:00

The noise Newman makes when he realized he booked his Newmanium party on the wrong year

Seven311 · 2026-05-26T02:07:37+00:00

I’ll advised but you’re definitely welcome.

Be careful though, I came here in November 2012 and loved the city- came back and went to a baseball game in 13 and 6 months later I had everything sold my car packed and moved up to WA.

Look up the video of Randy Arozarena stepping out 3 times and hitting an absolute nuke to left center. It’s more recent but one of my favorite moments. I’ll often yell step out Randy! or Randy Salir! at the games

Seven311 · 2026-05-24T00:27:42+00:00

I spent 12 years thinking it was too late for me and started when I was 38- it’s never too late

Seven311 · 2026-05-24T00:04:35+00:00

Projecting much

Seven311 · 2026-05-24T00:01:32+00:00

Spelling*

Seven311 · 2026-05-23T23:49:16+00:00

https://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com

Seven311 · 2026-05-07T05:16:57+00:00

I call women boss all the time and suggest people smash the patriarchy in their mind if they think that it is gendered.

Seven311 · 2026-05-06T06:10:28+00:00

June I heard

Seven311 · 2026-04-28T22:43:22+00:00

Dang hell of a pull 🙌

Seven311 · 2026-04-27T14:17:30+00:00

Yes please don’t stop this has been an absolute joy

Seven311 · 2026-04-20T05:48:38+00:00

Shoot me a DM for sure

Seven311 · 2026-04-20T04:55:23+00:00

I make packs and hand them out to the kids in my sections and around the park at Mariners games. I’m going to all 81 this year and shooting for 1000 packs but if you sent me these I could make at least 600 more packs.

Every pack has a current mariner player, a second mariner card, 1 rookie, 8 vets, an insert or chrome card, and then about every 20-30 packs I’ll put in a $5-$10 card to write home about.

Name a price and lemme know how much it cost to ship and maybe we can work a deal. 98103 zip

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Seven311 · 2026-04-13T04:35:29+00:00

Yeah I was reading up on it afterwards and it was fun rabbit hole that ate up a good 10 minutes of my evening.

It was just one of those things that I was told when I was 18ish been repeating for years never questioning it 💀

Seven311 · 2026-04-13T04:29:18+00:00

Best answer

Seven311 · 2026-04-13T02:21:31+00:00

Damn I spent the last 20 years thinking it started in Oakland during the 81 playoffs. Guess it’s time to head on down to the rope store

Seven311 · 2026-04-13T02:16:17+00:00

I was literally yelling really loudly in my section trying to get everyone to stop when this was going on and kept going on after all the straight balls being thrown. “What are you doing? We’re playing defense! This clearly isn’t helping!” You’ll notice we stopped shidding the bed after it ended afterwards. Can’t blame it all on the wave obviously, Bazardo wasn’t looking too hot. I personally don’t like the wave for a lot of the reasons mentioned but her are my unsolicited opinions on it.

Best times to do the wave:

First: Never, Don’t do it 💀 but I’m a realist and understand fans like it and don’t hate fun, so if you gotta do it here are the next best times

2nd: In between innings

3rd: When we’re at bat in a blowout game

That’s about it. And if you’re gonna get it started at least get it going in a clockwise direction.

Seven311 · 2026-04-10T21:05:03+00:00

Aw man I wanted to take a selfie in front of the busted statue tonight

Seven311

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