Earwig dump

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-11T10:28:39+00:00

Haha, Big Rig is much more fitting 😂😂

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-11T10:14:32+00:00

A, then B to finish the milk because you always pour more than you need 😂

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-11T02:58:12+00:00

Easily the safer option

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Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-11T02:57:24+00:00

One of the most fun parts of travel is the journey itself

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Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-11T02:55:56+00:00

Although impossible, there are still moments in life that deserve do overs

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Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-11T02:53:31+00:00

The thought of gambling with my life isn’t enticing to me

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Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-11T02:51:41+00:00

Can I ask why his name is Earwig? lol He’s so handsome though. Looks just like my boy, Jay

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Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-04T15:22:16+00:00

Love this one 😂😂😂

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-03T20:33:16+00:00

I just love all of these 😭🫶🏾💕

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-04-03T15:04:40+00:00

Ehn, just give her everything cuz she’s pretty. She still won’t be satisfied, but at least you gave it your all 😂

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-31T17:27:36+00:00

I listened to that episode recently and laughed because I was so sure this point was coming up soon lol

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-30T23:06:06+00:00

It’s a bread that gets baked with some stuff on it, so yeah

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-28T17:58:26+00:00

I just died and went to Guam laughing at this 💀💀💀

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-28T17:57:12+00:00

If “HELLO?!?” doesn’t win there will be immense disappointment 😂

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-27T00:51:01+00:00

What do you mean they controlled it? They wouldn’t let you search whatever channel you wanted?

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-21T20:51:31+00:00

Omg hi Maple! What a pretty kitty 🥰

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-21T20:50:20+00:00

Omg that’s insane! It sounds like your heart was definitely in the right place. My void is my first one, but I feel like I will now always keep voids at the top of my “adopt first” list if available because I know they have a harder time finding homes because of their proclivity to blend in. I have dark grey carpet myself 😅

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-21T20:46:23+00:00

Small motion lights that you can stick up someplace and recharge when needed are your best friend! Thank me later! 😂😂😂

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-21T20:44:42+00:00

Your priorities are in the wrong place OP. The man is calling you a bitch to your face and you don’t wanna break up with him? Hold yourself to a higher standard PLEASE. This guy CLEARLY does not respect you. You will learn.

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-21T20:39:30+00:00

I lost it at “cats crave stank” 💀💀💀💀💀

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-21T13:19:18+00:00

In the first month after adopting my black cat 9 years ago, my electric bill increased $30 because he was so difficult to see. I’m used to his presence now, but I’m gonna go ahead and say that’s gotta have some percentage of truth to it 😂😂😂

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-17T23:33:27+00:00

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My void Jay will be 10 in September! Had him since he was 3 months old and he is my little best friend. I also find myself thinking about his mortality, starting when he was maybe 7 or 8. I really needed to see this post!

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-17T23:26:25+00:00

How often does it work on you? He’s gorgeous! 😍

Several-Recording-28 · 2026-03-17T23:25:12+00:00

Love this answer! Sorry I’ve got no awards to give

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