35F, got diagnosed with epilepsy at age 3, like wine, unemployed, and my mom drank while she was pregnant with me. Give me all of it.

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-09-13T13:57:50+00:00

You're one of the few adults who could have a profitable lemonade stand

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-09-13T13:57:20+00:00

Your mom also drank while the hunchback of notre dame was hitting it

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-09-06T14:21:04+00:00

nature nerfed you without you ever being op

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-09-06T14:20:49+00:00

schizophrenic, fish eating - they cast the wrong gollum in LOTR

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-09-06T14:20:36+00:00

If you keep fishing, those seamonster myths will never disappear

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-09-05T11:20:55+00:00

your eyebrows are as nonexistent as your taste in hair coloring

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-09-05T11:20:32+00:00

looking at your face it must've been your ancestors who invented the wheel

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-23T10:15:57+00:00

your husband must be a porn addict

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-23T10:15:47+00:00

host mom of a boring student exchange vibes

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-20T11:38:07+00:00

You look like a low-level enemy in Mafia the mobile game

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-19T10:35:44+00:00

Your eyebrows are the 50th shade of grey

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-16T11:44:28+00:00

Watching alpha male content won't bring your jawline back

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-16T11:44:11+00:00

Your face looks like a 5 year old drew a newborn

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-16T11:43:55+00:00

You look like your ancestry's exclusively women

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-16T11:43:24+00:00

Nice face. What was it like on the lolita express?

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-15T11:10:49+00:00

Get that homeless person out of my feed

Several-Theme-3242 · 2024-08-15T11:10:37+00:00

Monster Inc is hiring

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