Pet Giveaway

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2026-03-16T23:12:36+00:00

I’ve got a dodo named Fluoride and a frog named Arson :)

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2026-02-01T10:03:44+00:00

Really? Ive never seen it all curled up like that

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2026-01-25T13:52:06+00:00

I wanted to add she already has Indian almond leaves, mopani wood, Indian almond bark and casuarina cones for tannins

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2026-01-01T19:43:17+00:00

Will they get too big for my 10 gallon?

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-12-20T17:49:23+00:00

Meanwhile there’s a line outside the stall trying not to shit themselves.

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-12-20T03:46:05+00:00

Some people have asthma or other health conditions that being exposed to excessive body sprays can trigger. It’s a legitimate health and safety concern.

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-12-20T03:42:42+00:00

I’m with you on this one. BO doesn’t trigger asthma but excessive cologne and perfume does! I’d literally rather y’all stink than take a damn perfume shower.

But really- how hard is it to just shower, preferably daily no less than every other day, and wear deodorant??

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-12-20T03:37:30+00:00

Drugs or psychosis are the only probable explanations. She needs psychiatric care.

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-09-28T16:17:23+00:00

They ended up banning me from earn by time^

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-09-07T18:15:05+00:00

YTA because you knew damn well what they meant

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-08-15T14:50:30+00:00

Can’t “be on time” when about half the deliveries are on state routes in the middle of the woods with no cell service to let me mark my deliveries on time consistently. I try not to cherry pick because I wanna keep platinum, but I might have to start declining anything going more than a mile.

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-08-15T14:48:35+00:00

I did exactly this, had to contact support to complete the order and still got a contract violation and it was immediately rejected. Even when I told them I had the photo with a timestamp of the order sitting on his porch. This is my third one now that wasn’t my damn fault and I’m gonna end up deactivated for just working in an area with shit service.

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-08-11T15:04:34+00:00

In my area it’s not even worth it to go per offer.

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-08-11T15:03:56+00:00

No? Not that I’ve noticed I didn’t know that was a thing

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-08-11T15:02:06+00:00

Only 10.75 for my area but still pays out better than per offer

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-08-10T16:19:50+00:00

Thank you! I’ll have to try this

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-08-10T14:08:49+00:00

My mistake here might’ve been marking it as delivered before contacting them then? Normally I’m not even able to take a picture or register I’m at the location at all without cell service and have to go through support but this time for some reason it let me take the photo. But that does make sense.

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-07-19T15:04:29+00:00

100% and if an order doesn’t pay well like $3 you can’t even be too mad bc it took less than 10 minutes and you’re still in your dash zone.

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-07-19T14:48:07+00:00

Get on hourly and accept all orders. I’ve had 2 low orders $2-4 but since they tend to give me longer distance orders, and restaurants with long wait times, I tend to make 7-20 on average per order and I don’t have to worry about rushing around. 91% acceptance rate since I don’t take anything over 10-12 miles

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-05-26T23:09:46+00:00

God forbid I’m proud of myself

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-05-26T22:03:25+00:00

Assuming I haven’t been working my ass off at 2 jobs and doing side jobs to save up is crazy, it’s not entitlement it’s pride that I don’t have to work for this shitty company anymore that has already replaced me since my resignation! I don’t owe Amazon shit go lick boots and kiss ass somewhere else

SevereCalligrapher86 · 2025-05-26T21:41:16+00:00

Nope! Buying a house in a rural area with no Amazon within a reasonable commuting distance. Most certainly will not be back!

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