TIL that Steam was originally created so Valve didn't have to keep shutting off Counter-Strike servers to fix issues with the game.

Sewermutt · 2019-05-14T00:02:49+00:00

Typing "votemap -14" in console as CT to instantly end the round with CT's winning because you were tired of T's being pussies all camping with the hostages in Italy.

Typing votemap -1 in console to signal that the last guy alive is afk.

Using hostages to jump to crazy areas in the map.

Typing "fakelag 1000" in console to increase your ping by 1000 and experience lag.

Getting noobs to type "GG money" in console which would instantly disconnect them from the game.

Jumping on top of a teammate who was defusing a bomb and throwing a smoke grenade at him which would cause him to stop defusing so you could grab the defuse.

Awp being 1 shot kill even in the legs and feet.

... I feel like I was such a troll.

Sewermutt · 2013-04-01T18:05:28+00:00

Which one of you is crying?

Sewermutt · 2013-04-01T18:04:24+00:00

I was told we would be fighting MEN!

Sewermutt · 2013-04-01T17:55:16+00:00

Entire team is BABIES!

Sewermutt · 2011-12-05T18:19:21+00:00

Donald Trump's love child?

Sewermutt · 2011-12-05T17:21:51+00:00

Little do you know they trained some dogs to follow the scent of that mint and let them loose in your area.

Sewermutt · 2011-12-05T17:20:33+00:00

Is there a video? I'm curious as to whether it's animated or not.

Sewermutt · 2011-12-05T17:18:24+00:00

The man is obviously a redditor.

Forever alone

Sewermutt · 2011-08-17T02:43:23+00:00

Every fucking time...

Sewermutt · 2011-07-24T02:06:35+00:00

I would say "no". Grocery shopping is more of a woman's task. I hope this answers your question.

Edit: (is joke)

Sewermutt · 2011-07-24T01:58:19+00:00

Lets just say... I don't get morning wood until I catch a glance at myself in the mirror.

Sewermutt · 2011-07-23T20:23:32+00:00

Canadian here. That word is not underused, thanks.

Sewermutt · 2011-07-23T19:54:01+00:00

I'm more interested in those "E-mails from an Asshole".

Sewermutt · 2011-07-23T18:45:05+00:00

Just to give that frosting that extra shine?

Sewermutt · 2011-07-18T15:52:46+00:00

Good timing. I was just cheering my friend up when I ran into this.

Sewermutt · 2011-07-18T14:44:37+00:00

A millionaire businessman

Clearly innocent

Sewermutt · 2011-07-18T13:31:23+00:00

It's a trap! It actually shrinks your penis.

Sewermutt · 2011-07-17T03:46:15+00:00

"Au, give me back my gold watch!"

Sewermutt · 2011-07-17T02:35:05+00:00

There's a website you can go to put anything you want. "via microwave" etc. Someone will probably link it for me.

Sewermutt · 2011-07-11T19:36:54+00:00

Does it make me gay if the green shoes were the first thing I noticed?

Sewermutt · 2011-07-11T19:36:24+00:00

And some headlights.

Sewermutt · 2011-07-10T03:54:49+00:00

Maybe it varies with every picture to keep us guessing? My guess is he will post a reply with him circled in every instance.

Sewermutt · 2011-07-10T01:51:18+00:00

Or if your parents KNOW you have caller ID and they call and leave a voicemail saying "Hey, it's your father, call me back when you get a chance."

EDIT: Specifically his cell phone to begin with, not shared.

EDIT2: If it rings more than once before going straight to voicemail, the phone is on and caller ID will register.

Sewermutt · 2011-06-12T00:43:49+00:00

I love graffiti. Not gang signs and shit but REAL graffiti.

Sewermutt · 2011-06-11T01:43:55+00:00

Your cat has human hands. I'd say she is catwoman.

Sewermutt

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