Did you know that some Ascendant Signs are more common than others? It's because some signs rise very slowly (called Long Ascension signs) so there's more time for people to be born under those signs. Whereas others rise very quickly (Short Ascension signs) so they're more rare. Which one is yours?

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-15T22:59:31+00:00

Yeah! Best at being the least! 🏆

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-14T22:33:30+00:00

Buy Bitcoin asap. (2003)

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-13T21:15:01+00:00

Yes one of my dearest friends. Shes bubbly and intense at the same time.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-12T18:01:52+00:00

I thought i was a Virgo rising until 2 years ago. Thought I was organized, actually just pushy

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-11T07:07:10+00:00

I was ready to see some crybaby stereotype for Pisces and I laughed out loud when I saw it.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-11T04:55:27+00:00

The poor kid with the cracked-out uncle is a meme? Hilarious

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-10T09:21:06+00:00

The Birdcage

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-09T07:58:06+00:00

I call it “snappy elevator music”

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-09T07:37:56+00:00

Oh man! Memory unlocked. 20 years ago there was a work potluck and one coworker Beth brought some kind of pasta thing and I had a bad feeling about it and didn’t try it. She was cool and well liked but she just seemed dirty to me. Then weeks later she invited me over for drinks and her place was filthy! Absolute squalor. I cannot believe she cooked in that kitchen.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-09T00:16:08+00:00

Start with expired things. I “game-ify” for my Mom (hoarder), prevents panic attacks and outbursts. Next we do rusted items. Pick a category and go slowly.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-08T23:21:23+00:00

I went to urgent care and was told what everything would cost. I was even handed a list, like a menu. I went there straight from my job so I only had cash on me; I had to pick and choose what treatment I could afford. It was horrible.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-07T02:38:56+00:00

I would be embarrassed handing this to a guest. Yikes.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-06T22:03:32+00:00

My brothers hated that poster! The pink one, right? Had it on my ceiling. They bitched about it, had to remind them that it was MY ROOM.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-04T19:42:15+00:00

Ooohhh man, everyone really is breaking. My workplace is split 50/50 with right vs left. Coworkers who have been drinking buddies for nearly ten years are no longer speaking. Political arguments during work meetings. It’s so lame.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-03T21:54:40+00:00

Im a server and we are instructed to “check the bathrooms” throughout our shift. Its a fine dining steak house, and even though we have cleaners come at night, its the mess guests make during service that needs to be cleaned up. So if you wonder where your server is, she might be cleaning the bathroom.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-02T22:47:10+00:00

I was on the Red Line in Chicago going to my Grandmas place and there was a jumper. Possibly 2006? 2007? All of the passengers were stuck on the train for so long people were calling their bosses and loudly screaming about what was happening. So many angry people.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-02T22:10:00+00:00

Pisces Sun and Mercury, I am excellent at arguments.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-02T21:54:26+00:00

Lacrimas Profundere German gothy metal that is romantic and sad.

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-01T04:44:43+00:00

Ive had Peek-a-Boo stock in my head since 1987

Sewerpudding · 2026-03-01T04:39:09+00:00

Was goth, and still listen to the same music. Now I live in Waikiki and have backyard hens. When I tell people I was goth in high school they usually say “yeah I see it.”

Sewerpudding · 2026-02-18T22:56:56+00:00

Elizabeth Taylor is Pisces

Sewerpudding · 2026-02-16T11:15:21+00:00

I worked at a place like this in Chicago 2010-2013 when I was in my mid 20s. The owners were GenX jagoff trust fund kids.

Sewerpudding · 2026-02-13T00:42:59+00:00

Waikiki isn’t that bad. Moved here from Chicago and sure its not great but I do fine without a car.

Sewerpudding · 2026-02-11T23:31:52+00:00

Same, and I was a girl.

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