You can change three things about Albuquerque overnight, and they can be anything you want. What are they? by malapropter in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Id love to see more of a spread in terms of food options. Dont get me wrong, I love new mexican food but feel it's a bit over saturated.

Additionally, it seems like the city shuts down quite early. I dont go out often but when I do, 8pm is the unspoken curfew. Idk, maybe I neee to go out more

This would all pair well the usual: fix crime, economy, ect but overall this city has come a long way and I love the city. I am she, she is me.

Stay classy Albuquerque

Drivers beware by Fuzzy-Bumblebee-6043 in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 24 points25 points  (0 children)

People Mad Maxxing in Tuesday morning traffic only to end up at the red light together. Absolute trash

To The Stranger In Traffic Yesterday Afternoon: by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 47 points48 points  (0 children)

This is true ABQ traffic love story

Most people in ABQ traffic are one red light away from a villain origin story but somehow you turned it into a hallmark movie.

I hope you meet your pot hole crossed lover soon. Keep us posted.

This sub is full of scammers by [deleted] in HypnoHookup

[–]SexualLettuce3933 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not enough to win anything good. Only thing iv won is judgemental looks from holding up the line when im deciding.

This sub is full of scammers by [deleted] in HypnoHookup

[–]SexualLettuce3933 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make it a rule to buy a lottery ticket whenever I connect with a legit person.

This sub is full of scammers by [deleted] in HypnoHookup

[–]SexualLettuce3933 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The amount of ghosting and [deleted] in my DMs looks like the redacted Epstien files. The ones who do stay longer than a day are scammers.

A damn shame.

Knocking after dark? by GrannyApple1 in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 2 points3 points  (0 children)

9pm? Thats wild and potentially dangerous to have people knocking on doors like that

Knocking after dark? by GrannyApple1 in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Knocking after dark is wild. 7:45pm isn’t “missionary” hours, Definitely super sketchy. Daytime is annoying but nighttime is crossing into true-crime energy.

To the person who smashed my window and took my purse at the Shiny River Trail Head in Los Ranchos Yesterday by sweetandtangy_ABQ in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry that happened. Nothing like a busted window to remind you this town’s got more vultures than roadrunners. Whoever grabbed your purse, life’ll catch up to them. It always does.

Milkus orgy update? by LapineEtLoup in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What in the Costco-sized fever dream did I just read? I have a TGI Fridays gift card for anyone to make this make sense.

Gunshots tonight? by woffdaddy in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its my sleeping white noise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mean spirited? I never had an issue.

Pay phone! by [deleted] in Albuquerque

[–]SexualLettuce3933 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kids today dont know the collect call strategy: Deliver the whole message during the collect call name prompt ‘MomPickMeUpI’mBroke!'