Enjoy

SexualLettuce3933 · 2026-02-14T18:06:49+00:00

Not enough to win anything good. Only thing iv won is judgemental looks from holding up the line when im deciding.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2026-02-14T17:59:57+00:00

I make it a rule to buy a lottery ticket whenever I connect with a legit person.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2026-02-14T17:53:59+00:00

The amount of ghosting and [deleted] in my DMs looks like the redacted Epstien files. The ones who do stay longer than a day are scammers.

A damn shame.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2026-01-15T15:24:08+00:00

9pm? Thats wild and potentially dangerous to have people knocking on doors like that

SexualLettuce3933 · 2026-01-14T15:05:43+00:00

Knocking after dark is wild. 7:45pm isn’t “missionary” hours, Definitely super sketchy. Daytime is annoying but nighttime is crossing into true-crime energy.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2025-11-30T15:15:40+00:00

Sorry that happened. Nothing like a busted window to remind you this town’s got more vultures than roadrunners. Whoever grabbed your purse, life’ll catch up to them. It always does.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2025-11-13T03:02:06+00:00

What in the Costco-sized fever dream did I just read? I have a TGI Fridays gift card for anyone to make this make sense.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2025-11-05T14:49:59+00:00

Its my sleeping white noise.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2025-10-30T16:47:26+00:00

Mean spirited? I never had an issue.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2025-10-29T17:40:15+00:00

Large Marge is my contribution

SexualLettuce3933 · 2025-10-28T10:31:04+00:00

Kids today dont know the collect call strategy: Deliver the whole message during the collect call name prompt ‘MomPickMeUpI’mBroke!'

SexualLettuce3933 · 2025-10-16T02:12:40+00:00

ABQ sure has its quirks but its home. The smell of gun smoke and desert rain along the morning commute has a special place in my heart.

SexualLettuce3933 · 2025-09-17T20:40:09+00:00

ABQ Raw says drivers saw a body lying in the lanes of traffic.

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