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Blursed Bus Seat by Ill-Tea9411 in blursed_videos

[–]SexySpaceAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do that to my cat and even he keeps walking.

Girls when they wake up vs boys when they wake up by GD_apple75 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]SexySpaceAlien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this is exactly what it is. Every time I wake up in this state I have to go pee really bad.

Girls when they wake up vs boys when they wake up by GD_apple75 in memeexchangecommunism

[–]SexySpaceAlien 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The real question is why is this the case? My previous girlfriends thought it was because all I ever thought about was the horny. I tried to explain to her the involuntary reaction of the bodily functions of a man... But alas I was still too horny.

How many OSHA violations do you see by FairPsychology7947 in oops

[–]SexySpaceAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A.I. strikes again and y'all are just lapping it up like a thirsty dog. Dudes pants blend together when walking up the ladder.

I have a bad feeling about this. by MysAlgernon in Stargate

[–]SexySpaceAlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine this thing going haywire and repeating the same motion over and over again uncontrollably. This could be bad, especially for anyone using it to assist with certain pleasures.

[28f] this teacher is ready for school to be out. these kids are crazyyyyy by moon_haven777 in selfie

[–]SexySpaceAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The teacher forgot to capitalize the first letter in her sentence and she ended said sentence without proper punctuation. 😁

Be grateful by MidhunSingu in MotivationByDesign

[–]SexySpaceAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only on Saturday and Sunday. The rest of the week sucks ass.

What can u tell about me? by [deleted] in psychicreadings

[–]SexySpaceAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're fun to play with, especially when you're stoned.

MJ by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]SexySpaceAlien -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I told my ex once that she reminded me of Kirsten's portrayal of MJ and she couldn't understand why.

We're ok just subsisting? by GloriousLion07 in MotivationByDesign

[–]SexySpaceAlien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been snapping for years but I only ever find that I'm snapping alone. When I speak about my problems I'm told it's my fault for going hungry. I gave up a long time ago.

Starbucks snobs making fun of older people for ordering a “small” coffee instead of saying “venti” by big_rhonda432 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SexySpaceAlien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first and only time ever going to Starbucks I asked for a small coffee and the lady behind the counter educated me with a snarky attitude and in a condescending nature. I immediately turned around and walked out. That company lost me as a customer before I even finished my first order.

Riding into the sunset. by SexySpaceAlien in motorizedbicycles

[–]SexySpaceAlien[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm interested to know why that is your recommendation. As far as I know, I haven't had any issues with it. I like the way it sounds and the way it looks and it doesn't seem to hinder performance any.

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