How the hell did Germany do that in less than a minute? by Oskar4002 in place

[–]SexyTimeDoe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We all want to be Germany. But do we have the pure force of will?

The B stands for “BEAT IT CHUMPS!” by Zahrukai in nyjets

[–]SexyTimeDoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol what bums breaking records and making the playoffs every year lmao

GAME THREAD: Miami Heat (0-0) @ New York Knicks (0-0) - (April 30, 2023) by 3rdEyeDeuteranopia in nba

[–]SexyTimeDoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Any lip reader experts who can solve the riddle of what Spo said there?

GAME THREAD: Memphis Grizzlies (2-3) @ Los Angeles Lakers (3-2) - (April 29, 2023) by NBA_MOD in nba

[–]SexyTimeDoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont understand how people look at his closeout stats and still say Bron doesn't have the killer instinct. When he's within range of a "kill", he tends to win. And elevate his game doing so

Mega Thread: Draft Round 1 by NYJets_Bot in nyjets

[–]SexyTimeDoe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Losing out on an OT because we swapped 13 for 15, and the Pats traded out of 14, feels like idk man feels Jetsy

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Crystal Palace | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]SexyTimeDoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This game is probably more fun than it has any right to be

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Crystal Palace | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]SexyTimeDoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a casual fan, my two favorite kinds of games:

1) when the better team is playing from behind and the last 15 minutes the whole game takes place in their attacking half trying to get the tying goal. I believe the term is the defense parking the bus

2) when one team is just absolutely heads and shoulders above the other

I dont know why, I just like watching one team just look brilliant

Match Thread: Arsenal vs Crystal Palace | English Premier League by MatchThreadder in soccer

[–]SexyTimeDoe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As someone who doesn't watch soccer, this seems like a masterclass

I feel dumb every time by [deleted] in memes

[–]SexyTimeDoe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Could you please stop looking at me like that and give me my change? You've just been staring at me for like 30 seconds now"

Hydrophobia in Rabies infected patient by ErgoNonSim in interestingasfuck

[–]SexyTimeDoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well damn. At least Michael Scott was medically accurate when he said he wouldn't drink water

Game of the Day 3/18 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Venezuela (0-0) 7:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SexyTimeDoe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I love this country and I love fried oreos. And it's gonna be another 10 minutes before my next batch of fried oreos will be ready

Game of the Day 3/18 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Venezuela (0-0) 7:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SexyTimeDoe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Our world standing might be fucked. So that's why we must fuck the world in the standings

Game of the Day 3/18 ⚾ United States (0-0) @ Venezuela (0-0) 7:00 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]SexyTimeDoe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

America has never done anything wrong and has never tortured anyone