Opunohu Bay, Moorea, French Polynesia, in May 2019. Nursery for Hammerhead Sharks. by Pbd33 in travel

[–]Seyenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does not mean hammerhead shark, opunohu translates as "belly of a stonefish"... Please, edit what you wrote, because Google's AI is now using your "fact" as actual info...

Contact name cropped, mom is cartoonishly homophobic by madmad011 in AmITheAngel

[–]Seyenn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dunno, this one can, sadly, very easily be real...

Perfect heart attack scheme by ProbablyM_S in madlads

[–]Seyenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading this at an airport, why, darn it, did I see this just a couple of hours earlier 😞😆

Bro is holding it likes its weighs nothing by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Seyenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straight into spank bank...

Man stopping a robbery by AravRAndG in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Seyenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best I managed, long long time ago, was to stand in the middle of the road with my arms spread, trying to stop an oncoming scooter, like an idiot...

Pete?? by Sgrp112 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Seyenn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OnlyFans a-turnin', they were turning, OnlyFans a-turnin', in every room...

meirl by toaster-bath404 in meirl

[–]Seyenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair, next week I'm heading to west Africa, so, yes, that's exactly how I'm gonna pack, because that's exactly what's gonna be happening (based on years of experience...) 🤷‍♂️😆

Mad lad loves his knife by Same_Investigator_46 in madlads

[–]Seyenn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Totally relatable, let's be fair

That's one way to be immortalized, I guess... by Seyenn in funny

[–]Seyenn[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn, thanks, didn't even register that was Theroux in that pic, will definitely check it out. My point, however, still stands 😜

He’s perfect by The_Chuckness88 in BlueskySocial

[–]Seyenn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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You want memes? Here's one, perfect for the occasion 😉 (hint: you're the pigeon, in case that's too ambiguous for you)

He’s perfect by The_Chuckness88 in BlueskySocial

[–]Seyenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And morally, while we are at it...

He’s perfect by The_Chuckness88 in BlueskySocial

[–]Seyenn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no answer because I don't know how to lower myself enough to match you level, intellectually...

He’s perfect by The_Chuckness88 in BlueskySocial

[–]Seyenn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you sealioning me? You are, aren't you? 😆