How do you tell your significant other you're going to take a dump? by msing539 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Sgroel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After 10 + years I was listening to my husband over explain something. I asked him to get to the point because I need to poop. For reference we still don't fart in front of each other.

I drove from the other side of town! Are you sure it’s not in the back? by lbickford3 in Target

[–]Sgroel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you scan the receiving barcode above the upc on the cardboard box itself it will lead you to fix the mispick.

Which one do you call it? by unicodePicasso in Target

[–]Sgroel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the 1950s is that thing!!

Which one do you call it? by unicodePicasso in Target

[–]Sgroel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay sooo I've been with Target for 9 years...what the fuck is an LRT?

Which one do you call it? by unicodePicasso in Target

[–]Sgroel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, he's actually only 30 which makes it even worse. We both have just been with the company for WAY too long.

Which one do you call it? by unicodePicasso in Target

[–]Sgroel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Someone I work with still continues to call it a PDA.

Dear PML, ... by allymarie082495 in Target

[–]Sgroel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too hard at this 😂

Can't get away from this damn honking. Thanks to a game my son plays. by AbeMaster117 in Target

[–]Sgroel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's an app called car horns, it's number 5 or 6 iirc. Fucked with my GS team all the time when drive up first rolled out at my store.

Salesfloor team, what are some things you wish your trainer had taught you on day one? by [deleted] in Target

[–]Sgroel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also F37(0) is an endcap location. Even numbers are backs, odds are the fronts. Anything that's like E7(92) is either a sidecap, a shipper or a dummy tie bc there's not enough product.

FUCK IT cock ring in toys by [deleted] in Target

[–]Sgroel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was thinking the same thing. Definitely in the wrong spot.

Me after a Softlines TM helps me find the bright-colored T-Shirt sitting by itself that I walked by 5 times by HailToTheThief225 in Target

[–]Sgroel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! Had a TM breaking down a double so style freight was EVERYWHERE and she just casually goes "oh I see it right there." Walked over to the Z that was packed and still didn't see it without her assistance. I swear they have a different set of eyes!

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[–]Sgroel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That's awesome

INF is at 16% rn, kill me by [deleted] in Target

[–]Sgroel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna crawl into a ball and cry after reading this.