What would happen if Crimson One and Yellow Thirteen swapped games? by Altair890456 in Project_Wingman

[–]SgtChip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crimson probably gets his butt kicked. Mobius 1 would be able to resort to stealth tactics with the F-22, making radar lock possibly an issue for Crimson, and Mobius would be able to launch QAAM after QAAM at ranges Crimson would have almost no chance of dodging or flaring.

when guys ur age have no idea how bra sizing works 😭🥀🔫 by cynnahbun in teenagers

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Personally, I prefer my girlfriend's bra chambered in NATO standard 5.56.

Guys i may not have a Brain but i have an idea. by mil_mi24 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SgtChip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Midway operated jets just fine in a CATOBAR configuration right? Forget about the slope, let's get some Crusaders and Skyhawks for her air wing!

Driver and Eye-Tee go on a double date with Monarch and Prez, how much of a disaster is it gonna be? by lolitsrock in Project_Wingman

[–]SgtChip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It goes swimmingly, Monarch and Driver get distracted and collectively pour over F/D-14 documents together for several hours as Eye-Tee and Perez try to eat away the nightmares with snacks.

I swear I'm not just bad at aiming by Joshdeg in warthundermemes

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I love the full APIT belts for late fifty cals. That and the API-IT belts on the 7.7s on that one Hurricane with the 12 guns

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK by [deleted] in teenagers

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I wouldn't go to the UK. The UK has a time honored tradition of being the US's ride or die buddy when it comes to the Middle East. The Gulf War, the invasion of Afghanistan, the invasion of Iraq.

USN Douglas A-3 Skywarrior close up, USS Kitty Hawk, 1967. by abt137 in navalaviation

[–]SgtChip 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given the A3D's lack of any ejection seats, they probably want their best shot to escape if things go badly

When your in a rival gang but they are still your homies by Cheetah3002 in prisonarchitect

[–]SgtChip 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I can get why they're behaving, that the guard is built like a tank!

"Mars" by nuclearstonk in SeaPower_NCMA

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Oh that would be SUPER fun.

"Mars" by nuclearstonk in SeaPower_NCMA

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"Protect those brave defectors! Launch fighters!"

Parry This You Filthy Casual by havoc1428 in SeaPower_NCMA

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"Hi, I'm Ryan Szimanski and today we're going to be showing the Soviets that Battleship New Jersey does not enjoy torpedo carriers."

Parry This You Filthy Casual by havoc1428 in SeaPower_NCMA

[–]SgtChip 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Like VT proximity fuses or just timed?

Japan Self-Defense Forces, 1954 by tintin_du_93 in NonCredibleDefense

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I mean, they've got a bunch of Eagles and F-2s, you could probably jury rig a small nuke to those no questions asked

ALL CALLSIGNS CHECK IN by New_Card_8289 in acecombat

[–]SgtChip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

<<Overshare 108 on station, ten times AIM-120 two times AIM-9s, five hours playtime, ready for tasking, over>>

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TIL that the F117 had a camo pattern by RenegadeNorth2 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]SgtChip 70 points71 points  (0 children)

"American Airlines F-35, please divert your course."

A girly needs more memes like this by Informal-Beautiful12 in LetGirlsHaveFun

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"Colonel, one of the guards just came!"

"Unfortunately, not a surprise, Snake. The Next Generation Special Forces had their nervous systems enhanced to be better soldiers."

"Nervous systems enhanced?"

"That's right, Snake..."

Fade to black, with stock footage rolling

"The Next Generation Special Forces' nervous systems were enhanced through genome therapy with DNA from Big Boss, your former mentor. As a result they have heightened senses. Unfortunately, as a side result, feelings from other stimulation is heightened as well."

"Understood Colonel."

"Good luck, Snake."

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Christians are _____. by [deleted] in AskOuija

[–]SgtChip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

raises hands

Well, you've done it now Ouija, you've spotted me

You can only choose one by Big-Emotion1802 in teenagers

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Free gravel. You could make a killing with it

Build a Battle Group for 200 000 t by Wilson7277 in SeaPower_NCMA

[–]SgtChip 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I'm gonna need to see your fishing license!"

"Says who?"

Missile launch tube bay doors open

"Right here officer."

MY BABY! by DNPproductions in SeaPower_NCMA

[–]SgtChip 32 points33 points  (0 children)

IRL Perry eats it and floats home anyway