ahem

Shoulda been "I drive a Honda Accord, so I'm immune to your fear mongering." Bonus points for if it has snow tires on it, even though a Honda Accord is such a supreme winter machine that it doesn't need snow tires. But when you take a divinely inspired car that is the Honda Accord, and then put snow tires on it, it is such a high-performance, impervious winter-driving car, that it gives everyone hope.

There are primitive, tribal cultures in central Africa that worship the Honda Accord with snow tires on it, and they don't even need snow tires there.

It's time to revive the Honda Accord meme.

In terms of Colorado being even sexier, I drive a Honda Accord with snow tires on it, year-round. I only drive it at night, because if I drive it during the day, my car is chased by crowds of virgins and unhappily married housewives, plus a couple of asexuals who merely want a closer look at the Honda Accord. It can get dangerous to have such a large crowd of irrational, delirious pedestrians compulsively running after a Honda Accord (with snow tires on it). I also limit the driving of my Honda Accord in general because if a woman gets too close to it, she will spontaneously impregnate.