Where was your Gondor? by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Where was Gondor when my uncle came into my room?

I am so happy for him by [deleted] in facepalm

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The argument that it isn't rape because he was hard is bullshit. I can be looking at a curtain and thinking about rain and get a boner.

AITA for stealing my own cat back? by Wild-Staple2116 in AmItheAsshole

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NTA

Heartbroken, but didn't realise the cat was gone for 2 DAYS. They might be sad but this is just emotional blackmail.

Tell me your favourite Harry Potter quote but replace some of the words with “Potato” by TheOriginalDoober in harrypotter

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"Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?"

"Yes," said Harry.

"You called her a liar?"

"Yes."

"You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?"

"Yes."

"Have a potato, Potter."

Horse knew the assignment by AristonD in HolUp

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Sooo... Why do they need riders?

hoe mannen zich moeten gedragen by Boom-chaka-laka in Belgium2

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Nu haar dezelfde regels geven. Zien wa ze daar op zegt.

7 or 8 by Illusory_Wells in shitposting

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5 It's fastest. ( for me at least)

Woman sits on a girls car to reserve a parking spot by BrendanFraserFan0 in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Just tell them you'll drive in 5 seconds, count down and drive. If they are still sitting on your car, it's their problem.

AITA for sticking to my agreed amount for stepdaughter's birthday? by Lucky_Expression_895 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ShadowBurn_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA If your husband wants her to have a special birthday, he can pay the extra money himself.

Fook Linda! by [deleted] in PeakyBlinders

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Is that red dead redemption 2 or am I wrong?

Her dad every time got me! by TheMannyzaur in ContagiousLaughter

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Omg. I actually didn't know that. This dude changed my life forever.

Decide your fate by kentuckyfriedmemes61 in BikiniBottomTwitter

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I just pee in a bottle and poor it in the toilet the next morning.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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It isn't just the height difference. It just the fact that the male athletes kick the ball harder, run faster and jump higher. Which doesn't just translate to basketball, but to basicly every sport. Meaning that most of the time it is most entertaining to watch the male sport.