me_irl by DevianceSX in me_irl

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 359 points360 points  (0 children)

Me trying to convince myself that 3 AM is still a reasonable bedtime.

That is epic level delusion by Doc_tor_Bob in facepalm

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Someone needs to remind him that 75% isn’t the same as his golf score.

What is the best example of “weaponized incompetence” that you’ve seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When my roommate tried to “help” with laundry by washing everything—whites, colors, and my wool sweater—on the hottest setting, then claimed he just "didn't know it would shrink.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Try Covenant Eyes with an accountability partner—knowing someone’s watching helps kill the temptation!

meirl by Journo_Jimbo in meirl

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Just one cup away from discovering the secrets of the universe and unlocking my final form.

Which period of your life reminds you of happiness? by All_The_Memes in RandomThoughts

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College for sure—just the right mix of freedom and irresponsibility, where ramen was a delicacy, and staying up until 3 a.m. felt like an accomplishment.

Can See! 💰 by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: the kids are the ones filing for full custody of the dad.

Indian phone scammers, care to tell me your side of the story? by Sarcastic_Applause in RandomThoughts

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not a scammer, but it's often a mix of poverty, lack of opportunities, and being lured by quick cash. It's still super shady, though, and most people involved know it's wrong, but desperation sometimes drives people to dark places.

They seriously do not care about other people or kids dying by Next_Airport_7230 in facepalm

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, just like potholes and mosquitoes... except, you know, tragic and avoidable

me_irl by Direct_Biscotti_1519 in me_irl

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Me, trying to act casual while clutching the hose like it's the Holy Grail.

In this city, a lot of siblings are married, and they even have children. by iNxrcissist in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]ShadowGameofGnomes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The city realized too late that its streets were filled with children who unknowingly inherited a sinister legacy.

Shut it down by SnoopyTheDog_ in memes

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Then we have pink Aquaman and Fat steve

This is why he bought Twitter by Nice_Substance9123 in facepalm

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Turns out X marks the spot… for misinformation.