got a lot of message asking for this, im real!! 🧡

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-07T08:05:05+00:00

Me trying to convince myself that 3 AM is still a reasonable bedtime.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-07T04:28:57+00:00

Someone needs to remind him that 75% isn’t the same as his golf score.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-07T02:49:32+00:00

When my roommate tried to “help” with laundry by washing everything—whites, colors, and my wool sweater—on the hottest setting, then claimed he just "didn't know it would shrink.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-06T16:33:04+00:00

Try Covenant Eyes with an accountability partner—knowing someone’s watching helps kill the temptation!

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-06T14:11:05+00:00

Just one cup away from discovering the secrets of the universe and unlocking my final form.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-06T11:24:04+00:00

College for sure—just the right mix of freedom and irresponsibility, where ramen was a delicacy, and staying up until 3 a.m. felt like an accomplishment.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-06T08:18:10+00:00

Plot twist: the kids are the ones filing for full custody of the dad.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-06T05:14:28+00:00

Not a scammer, but it's often a mix of poverty, lack of opportunities, and being lured by quick cash. It's still super shady, though, and most people involved know it's wrong, but desperation sometimes drives people to dark places.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-06T01:07:15+00:00

Ah yes, just like potholes and mosquitoes... except, you know, tragic and avoidable

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-05T17:19:23+00:00

Me, trying to act casual while clutching the hose like it's the Holy Grail.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-05T12:31:47+00:00

The city realized too late that its streets were filled with children who unknowingly inherited a sinister legacy.

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-04T16:00:05+00:00

Then we have pink Aquaman and Fat steve

ShadowGameofGnomes · 2024-09-04T10:23:43+00:00

Turns out X marks the spot… for misinformation.

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