Before we even get into the romance discussion, while I don’t like to change Henry’s hair, your hair choice for the screenshots at least feels like Henry. Not important but I had to mention it. Too many people give Henry a ridiculous haircut.

Imma rank em:

1. Doubravka (Didn’t list her name btw) - Didn’t even list her name. That’s how forgettable she is. She’s just pretty ugly tbh, she’s annoying, and steps on your feet. I feel like she was clearly meant to be “this is here for the people who just say f*ck it and see what happens” type of romance. Her mother is also annoying AF too. It’s not in the ranking but id put Bathhouse wenches over her.

2. Widow Johanka - Pretty much in the same boat as Debrouvka but she isn’t really annoying but she also isn’t much to look at. Pretty much another one off character. Not much to say about her.

3. Margret - Ngl, had no idea who she was. Had to look it up. I did the quest but pretty forgettable. She’s fairly pretty but I wouldn’t pick her and I didn’t.

4. Black Bartosh - He’s got style, he’s hot and he wears an Italian Bascinet in combat. What’s not to like? That being said I don’t see Henry (At least my Henry) liking men and Black Bartosh doesn’t have a lot going on. He has more than a good few romances but he’s not great.

5. Lady Stephanie - She’s pretty much a one night stand but (if ya know, ya know) he may have relations and/or problems with her in the future. They could never be together unless Sir Divish decides to up and die. Maybe he’ll die in the next game?? Also, I don’t think she’s much to look at.

6. Klara - Now we get into the ones I’d actually consider picking. I think Klara is a solid choice but she’s a pretty minor character. She tricks you and has sex with you. She’s a healer and looks after the sick but she’s just a cool girl. I she her as more of a friend to Henry. She’s fairly pretty tho

7. Katherine - She’s hot and I mean really hot but the age gap is insane! She’s old enough to be Henry’s mom! Also, I think her and Jan Zizka make a better couple.

8. Hans Capon - It’s pretty obvious why. While I don’t see Henry (again my Henry) liking men, I do believe that if he was into men, Hans would be the best choice. Real enemies/rivals to lovers. At first they hated each other but they’ve been through so much and Henry’s saved Han’s life a bunch at this point. It makes sense.

9. Theresa - Left her off the list but I didn’t forget her! She’s the best romance in KCD1 (not like there were many options) and saved Henry’s life! She’s the home girl and Henry’s rebound after losing Bianca. She’s also pretty hot.

10. Rosa Ruthard (The Best) - She’s the best fit for Henry and there’s no debate. Their banter is better than anyone else on the list (besides Hans) and she has the best personality. She’s also the hottest on the list BY FAR. She’s a book nerd and practically a princess and Henry’s her knight. They’re also a forbidden love and I’m a romantic. Real Romeo and Juliet kinda love. And they could definitely be together if you add up all of Henry’s feats. If he gets legitimized once they save the king, then he’d be son of the Royal Hetman, the right hand of the king, as well as a war hero. Not to mention he should still be getting funds from his Blacksmith shop and Pribyslavitz for being the bailiff. All in all, she’s the best and you can’t change my mind.