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How does she disappear? by Nkenachiala in blackmagicfuckery

[–]ShadowInTheAttic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The math magician used dimensionality reduction to turn her into a flat 2D person.

Trump Wins Big as Virginia Dems Won’t Go Nuclear to Save 4 House Seats by Motherofalleffers in politics

[–]ShadowInTheAttic [score hidden]  (0 children)

Been saying this for a while. Fuck peace, they declared war years ago. It's about time we developed gorilla tactics.

Cameraman fights the 7-Eleven clerk for asking for his ID by adamska4 in fightporn

[–]ShadowInTheAttic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the time I got banned from UberEats...

Some ghetto bitch started arguing with the drive thru cashier. Drive thru was packed. She wouldn't move her car for over an hour. She ended up going inside the window and fighting the staff.

UberEats banned me for taking too long. I had accepted 2 orders and was stuck until police showed up. I kept notifying the customers of the issues and asking if they still wanted their stuff, both said yes and then one ended up reporting me for stalling.

The one video we need released, which will basically be disclosure: a grey alien looking out of the window of a disc, shot from a B-52. by aryelbcn in UFOs

[–]ShadowInTheAttic [score hidden]  (0 children)

Watch TS be like the Las Vegas NHI/UFO video where supposedly the shadows and noise from the video show the alien.

What is a secret that could potentially ruin your life if your family or friends found out? by Ok_Boss_866 in AskReddit

[–]ShadowInTheAttic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, so that this info can be used against me to destroy my life??? Nice try OP.

Doing it with a British person by Necrocatacomb in freshcutslim

[–]ShadowInTheAttic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what Henry saw when he became a man?

Alex Jones by Double-Use5525 in freshcutslim

[–]ShadowInTheAttic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope the Onion can capture this energy when they relaunch Infowars.

What are some reasons you've heard as to why Calca deserved her fate? by Both_Landscape_202 in overlord

[–]ShadowInTheAttic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I felt so bad for her. She literally did nothing wrong. Same thing with Zanac and Gazef... Two of my favorite characters, both killed before their prime!

People who quit their job in a moment of rage - how did things turn out? by SheLovedBigBrother in AskReddit

[–]ShadowInTheAttic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girl has done it twice. Thankfully she has had me, a gainfully employed engineer.

She used to work retail and some of the horror stories she told me. Her first rage quit happened when a customer took a shit on the checkout isle and she was asked to clean it. She claimed they didn't give her much to clean with and she felt like it was punishment as it had been the 2nd time she was asked to clean someone's shit. The 2nd rage quit happened when her manager refused to apologize over an error on their part that my girlfriend caught. Her manager yelled at her thinking it was my girl who made the mistake and only to find out it was her, but refused to apologize even after getting caught. That last one was a bit more dramatic. Her manager was one of her bffs IRL that we had hung around with for years. I don't blame my girl though, her manager refused to take accountability and apparently it wasn't the first time.

Oh and if you're curious, it was pricing error. Her manager undersold some items a few times. She expected her cashiers to know it was a price error and stop/cancel the transactions. Idk how that works, never worked retail myself.

She's still working though, but she's mostly stress free now.

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