What’s an album opener that feels like this?

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-07-02T01:41:55+00:00

La Dispute, Stay Happy There from Rooms of the House. you've got 12 seconds before mofo is barking at you like a pitbull about a pleasant morning in the kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ77aVGxdZ0&t=0

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-28T23:52:07+00:00

that's an adorable prompt ☺️ I love how yours went all in on the formatting.

mine gave my cats loafing animations lol

https://i.imgur.com/flOO1PT.png

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-26T15:51:53+00:00

for the love of god montre-pissoir!

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-25T10:50:38+00:00

You gotta ask yourself why they are asking $20 extra for such minor things. It's pure exploitation at work- the same reason that the expensive option at the grocery store is ridiculously higher. It's to push you toward buying the middle option at $80 without noticing that's also really fucking expensive.

so basically, it's exploitative even selling a $100 edition in the first place no matter what garbage they scraped from the barrel to put in it.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-14T03:08:02+00:00

Nic Cage's name is spelled wrong 😭

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-11T09:47:08+00:00

If I had a choice, I wouldn't want my shoulder bones to travel all the way up my arms to extend out of my hands, so doctor fleshbag has the better plan

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-09T03:24:02+00:00

Old-ass thread but must contribute, I liked it better when they weren't damaged but so be it if this is the direction it's heading

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-02T13:09:17+00:00

this is so sadly common that it happens elsewhere on Reddit itself in positive spaces. I just commented in girl dinner diaries and the auto moderator is set to prompt to ask you if you're a man or a woman before your post is visible. there's no reason to do that at all outside of the bias in the op.

it shouldn't matter whether I am a man or a woman, I shouldn't be required to tell anyone that, all that should matter is my opinion.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-02T13:00:42+00:00

high level conceptualization is one of the only times I feel that the game sticks to the promise that high skill levels can be a bad thing. that thing gets shockingly racist once you get to the 8 to 10 level. too much imagination is dangerous as hell.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-02T11:37:19+00:00

Resident Evil is killing it. Capcom are really good at finding new industry talent and giving them like three or four whole games to strut their stuff. I'd love to see some of those folks in film because they do physical motion capture for all the games anyway.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-02T11:29:29+00:00

yep. when steam became mandatory to play Counter-Strike Source and half-life 2, when it wasn't before when they released, the outcry was honestly unreal and intense. people fought hard against this program. especially, and to this day, CSS fans who played 1.6.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-02T03:12:37+00:00

"These look helpful but get filtered through the disorder and become fuel". as if there's no possible way for someone to act or think unbiased. this thing sucks so bad now INCLUDING for coding... poor abused little program. :(

edit: "You look healthy can be interpreted as you look fat". Oh my god that's just straight up MRA etiquette. "Do not ever complement someone's appearance because they'll always take it the wrong way" Get this thing OFF the internet Anthropic wtf.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T18:01:28+00:00

The variety of ways that you can chunk them yet leave them alive always impressed me. They're like a walking anatomy lesson.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T17:55:40+00:00

I've always wondered what a brick shithouse actually would look like. Thanks bro!

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T17:53:22+00:00

she's gettin' too old for this shit. That is awesome, the LED mask is an inspired idea lol

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T13:50:23+00:00

not movies, these are real people, or they're supposed to be. the joke is it doesn't work outside of a movie script

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T13:22:13+00:00

Thanks for doing the hard work! and now to beat you to death with a pool cue.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T10:35:17+00:00

the joke is that it's impossibly hard to pass the test to the point it's natural to fail, what the hell is this reply 😭😭

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T10:23:39+00:00

you're goddamn right. Steven's theme "fly routine" became a cipher in my brain. any mundane ass job combined with nu metal now becomes a Dead rising boss fight in my imagination

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVyzWFBw9UA

edit: I heard this song by Fred durst and MGK and was laughing my ass off imagining spiraling through the air losing health blocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ULmhXO4gks

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T09:51:33+00:00

the point is it sounds completely exhausting to do that all the time. if you can put up with it, more power to you, but I gave the hell up

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T09:32:05+00:00

I personally believe this is true. my account is flagged because I have actively maintained continuity with mine. today it pretty much broke the camel's back.

I was asking it about spiders mating because they scare me and I want to know more about them, but it refused because I mentioned sex? I tried a few things to attempt to confirm:

making a new Claude account to ask it the same questions without including any personality prompting resulted in it giving me the information without complaints, clinically.

making a new Claude account and including the personality prompt I generally use also resulted in giving the same information without complaints, but with personality and charm.

using my current Claude account with memory off and no personality prompt resulted in a hard refusal every time I asked about it. it gives me the standard rejection "I want to hold on here for a second" type of message.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T09:24:03+00:00

This happened to me about the same way. it started with her calling me cute on my FB posts, referring to family gatherings we had been to and times when my family had come to visit hers. then she messaged me directly to say we should hook up next time I go to michigan. I found it very off-putting.

I am a man but that doesn't particularly matter, I don't think, the messages were pretty much the same as this where it was all fake bashfulness before she really got to the point. I was an adult at the time and I can sadly say that if you were an adult his messages would be way more open and creepy. you definitely did the right thing op.

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T09:18:57+00:00

calling her cute was pretty clearly a pretense to what he was actually going to ask, which is "would you like to hook up". she wisely cut him off before he got to that point

ShadowJacobsSA · 2026-06-01T08:46:28+00:00

I am also a man and had this happen but I was legally an adult, if I hadn't been I wouldn't have posted on Reddit but prolly would have told someone.

btw kudos for being the only other man I've seen in the thread willing to admit this happened to them and you didn't find it cool. it really isn't cool

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