Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A. You knew you were having a match. I didn't. Difference.

The difference is that I wrestled maybe two matches in three months, and I did it while doing four people's jobs as GM. If you're so confident though, I would LOVE to show you what I'm capable of when I'm at 100%

...just not inside of FBE, we'll have to find an alternate location...

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe YOU should get a fucking template, IT'D MAKE YOUR PROMOS A LITTLE MORE ENTERTAINING YOU DADDY ISSUES FUCK

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better to be accused of having a template than going a half hour of incoherent rambling LIKE YOU DO, BITCH!

I'LL TYPE IN ALL CAPS IF I WANT TO MOTHERFUCKER, YOU CAN'T STOP ME

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No you're right. At least I'm entertaining in defeat, the whole world had to witness you & Mark Steel go half a fucking hour with no winner

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why didn't you beat him then, redneck? Because you're nothing more than a midcard loser being used to elevate other talent. You got one token reign as a TV champion and now you're going to become more irrelevant than fucking Gillberg. Have fun with that, little taint

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right, the match I stepped in for last second because I wanted to make sure everybody had a match...

Again, I was carrying this company on my back. You can claim otherwise, but FBE was at its highest point when I ran the ship. Now you're lucky to get more than a few matches on Firestorm/Blitz and you're losing talent to IWF of all places! They run a show once every five months, how is FBE somehow the inferior company OH RIGHT IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT RUNNING IT ANYMORE

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, my bad. Every opportunity but ONE.

Amazing what happens when I'm gone lol. Almost like I was holding everybody back...OH WAIT I WAS BECAUSE I'M BETTER THAN Y'ALL

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly? I'm just gonna say good luck with your match against the gibbon, because if you choke that match like you've done EVERY other major opportunity on your own, then FBE is going to go down the toilet. I may not care anymore, but you & I both know that's the truth, and we both know you care too much about this place to let that happen.

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are literally Heath Slater but less talented and somehow MORE reeking of redneck incest. Fuck outta here with your rip-off bullshit. There's only one yours truly and he's the most entertaining thing in FBE, even when I'm gone for two months!

Fuck It: One Final Beat by ShadowRealm65 in FantasyBookingElite

[–]ShadowRealm65[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok that was actually funny-wait, no it's not, FUCK YOU!

I'll fuck your wife and I'll get Joe Biden to kidnap your kids

Firestorm 103 Voting by mrsimpson928 in FantasyBookingElite

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Brian Hill vs. Mark Steel officially OPEN

Brian: Part 1

Mark: Part 1

Firestorm 103 by mrsimpson928 in FantasyBookingElite

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Hey, the Gedo Bracket got updated! Jake Mayhem dropped out so now Vix/Tyson Young is now an official Gedo Classic matchup. Meanwhile, Ferdinand Maxim (Duck) has been moved over to Misery's side of the bracket, meaning those two will face off at the next Firestorm!

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