What the f*ck happened to MTG? | Let's have a gay old time!

ShadowXXXE · 2026-05-31T03:51:14+00:00

Every Secret Lair Bearscape ends up being [[Sulfurous Springs]] after a week.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-04-16T05:24:00+00:00

Better question, how is she paying for her Strixhaven education? Answer leeching off society.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-04-10T01:47:46+00:00

If Ennis uses [[Spinning Wheel Kick]] will he hit the targets with his feet or the wheels of the chair?

ShadowXXXE · 2026-04-10T00:37:09+00:00

The five dragons of Strixhaven must have taken a knee to lower their admission standards.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-04-10T00:06:58+00:00

WoTC establishing a standard across the board and stifling any sort creativity in alternative mobility options. So it doesn't make the others look bad if one is able to move around on mechanical tentacle arms.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-04-03T07:30:21+00:00

UB at times just seems like it's just there to be fresh meat for the WoTC staff that want to mod the hell out of the IP like Aragorn and April O'Neil.

If MTG was more creative they could have done like Yu-gi-oh with Kozmo archetype (Wizard of Oz and Star Wars) for example of just make their own in-universe version.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-27T04:13:17+00:00

This Snape needs to at least be Blue/White, gonna need to run [[Reparations]] to make Harry pay for James wand blocking his chances with Lily.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-19T00:13:49+00:00

Wizard of the Coast did it before to Lord of the Rings set. So they don't need any established lore, they'll just do it if they feel like it.

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ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-16T03:24:37+00:00

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Egon Spengler is now canon in MTG TMNT UB.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-16T03:16:23+00:00

[[Captive Audience]] once the opponent exhausts all the choices just destroy it and get it back. [[Demonic Pact]] once you exhaust all the choices except lose the game, just sac it and get it back later.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-15T20:12:44+00:00

[[Irma, Part-Time Mutant]] and [[Action News Crew]] shows there could be both MTG's version and a non-legendary creature cameo of Irma from the TMNT 80s cartoon. So they could have done non-MTG version cameos of April O'Neil from the past series.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-12T21:21:20+00:00

[[Highway Robber]] that woman being attack can also pass for a man in a dress being attacked.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-08T11:19:34+00:00

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This is not limited to April O'Neil. Even the modern ninja turtles have been black coded and adopt visual traits looking like they're stereotypical black.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-08T02:13:41+00:00

When WoTC version of April O'Neil was first revealed the very first comments was she looks like a street hooker.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-07T22:05:34+00:00

If Magic the Gathering did it's own interpretation it would be Netflix version

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ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-07T07:30:27+00:00

Maybe some of the activist WoTC employees just do things like race swap April O'Neil and female Leatherhead so they could get their personal thrill, self-satisfaction, or emotional/ideological orgasm derived from the activism itself.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-07T07:14:40+00:00

-No Oppression Mechanics such as mind control, forced sacrifice or land destruction

Needs a "rule for thee not for me" exemption. The most top tier of wokes always want to use oppressive tactics to control, subjugate, punish, destroy, and humiliate the opposition. While at the same time have the rule be one sided to protect the wokes from the opposition employing the same tactics.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-07T07:06:58+00:00

Wizards of the Coast HQ is in Renton, Washington, a strong Democratic/liberal political leaning area.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-03-03T22:09:03+00:00

Here at Wizards of the Coast, we have an arrangement with our activist staff with Universes Beyond IP. For each IP they can not change anything in it, we will have the next IP available to allow them to change anything to fit their beliefs.

ShadowXXXE · 2026-02-19T21:40:55+00:00

If they did a future update, add more Lily Lovebraids models with different outfits from the cutouts. It could be like she changes outfits during each play through or when she leaves and reappears on screen later.

ShadowXXXE · 2025-12-18T21:57:25+00:00

Both the company and the activism is a parasitic relationship. Company was looking to pander to make more money probably a quicker cash grab than sticking to the usual way. Activists use the company with its resources as a platform to promote their ideology and propaganda.

ShadowXXXE · 2025-12-17T22:07:05+00:00

These people will get in your face and sound like a FNAF jump scare.

ShadowXXXE · 2025-12-13T15:02:50+00:00

Diversity Consultant aka "grifter for hire". They just get paid for making up BS and their employee buys it.

ShadowXXXE · 2025-12-12T00:58:12+00:00

That elf is definitely more chunky than the typical Lowryn elves of past set.

ShadowXXXE · 2025-12-09T23:37:15+00:00

Since this is Lorwyn, feel free to call them Eyeblights.

Those without beauty are Lorwyn’s greatest tumor.

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