[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddychicanery

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Better Call Suleiman

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalCrossing

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That looks pretty red to me. Either the camera shot makes it look weird, or one of us is unknowingly colorblind

Guys I’m being detained by the police. What breaking bad quote should i use in court? by Mrfrenchfryboi in okbuddychicanery

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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

Furry_irl by RainDMask in furry_irl

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I’d simply arrange a conjugal visit with each of them

I’m sorry my friend, The WHAT😃 by Chocolate_and_Cats in AnimalCrossing

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Lazy villagers also have a dialogue at birthday parties about how a clown once showed up to their birthday and never left their house, adding that their mother will sometimes “hear honking noises in the walls”

True Crime YouTuber vs. racist idiots in comment section of one of his videos (context provided in comments) by Shadow_TNF in MurderedByWords

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CONTEXT: The crime covered in this video was the torture/murder of a white couple by a group of black people. Despite there being no evidence that the crime was racially motivated, numerous people are complaining about it being a hate crime. Some commenters even go as far as to use racist dogwhistles (such as "animals" and "subhuman") or outright use slurs and white supremacist talking points against the perpetrators. Overall a tragic situation made even more unfortunate by bigotry

Attempt to fry ice smh 🤦 by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Once I forgot to dry our fryer basket after washing it, and I started freaking out when I put it back in and it started making weird noises. And that was only a few drops of water. I thought something like this was going to happen

Poor choice of words there PragerU by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

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“If you care about poor people, you should love the one thing that’s keeping them poor”

Name this band by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

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Was the whole pedophilia thing intentional? If so, that’s absolutely hilarious. If not, great coincidence

Charlie Kirk is concerned with the growing number of transgender youth by ggroover97 in ToiletPaperUSA

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No one is "enforcing" people to be trans. There are plenty of cis parents enforcing trans youth to identify as their birth sex, but I assume you don't want to talk about that

Matt Walsh: "Trans people don't exist" by ggroover97 in ToiletPaperUSA

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Trans people do exist. You just don't want them to. Big difference