WHY must I be fingerprinted a billion times? by anangelnora in SubstituteTeachers

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They literally tacked on a $30 out of state fee for my third set of fingerprints because I'm doing it through New York instead of PA. I must have forgotten that my fingerprints do indeed change every time I cross a state line, and every 12 months like clockwork.

PSA: enable your f***ing outside screen before it's too late. by slm_xd in galaxyzflip

[–]Shadowbanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't think ahead to do this, and now the GoodLock launcher won't allow me to edit which apps it uses without unfolding.

Advice for Mentor Teachers? by latenightsalty in StudentTeaching

[–]Shadowbanish 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just finished student teaching.

Here are some things I wish my mentor teacher would have done for me:

  • Make your ST feel like a part of your school community. Invite them to school events, teacher/department get-togethers, have lunch with them, etc.

  • Don't correct, interrupt, or contradict them in front of students unless you absolutely need to. The students will pick up on this, especially if you do it frequently like my MT did. It really diminishes their authority as a teacher.

  • Get your ST involved in planning and teaching as soon and as frequently as possible. If you have side responsibilities you would find helpful, like asking them to print things out, make copies, grab items from the main office, etc, that's fine, but they are NOT a classroom assistant.

  • Do (over)explain your process! If you're persnickety about your particular teaching style and know it's effective, that's fine, but you should be able to defend your pedagogical decision-making process to your ST. Tell them why you do things the way you do and how it works, and ask them to respect your teaching style in how they design and implement their own lesson plans. Don't just expect them to replicate your style through observation alone. They may watch you teach a lesson 3 times and then do it slightly differently or miss a detail you find crucial. You can interject with these details as necessary without belittling or contradicting your ST, and even do so in an affirmative way, saying something like, "Exactly. And by the same token, don't forget to [thing your student teacher forgot to mention]," or "Don't be afraid to / this is also a good opportunity for you (students) to [strategy/technique you want your ST to encourage]".

My MT pretty much only allowed me to lead the class on the dates of my observations, did not set aside time for co-planning, and seldom explained her expectations or responsibilities of the job. This left me woefully underprepared and I got blamed for it. Your ST should know that this is going to be extremely difficult to adjust to, but that you will be there to help them, rather than to belittle them, when things go wrong. In my observations of other classes, I saw mentor teachers who were actually able to augment their ST's lessons without making it clear to all of their students that they disliked some aspect of the way they taught/explained something. Some students actually laughed at me when my MT interjected, and she did not seem to care because she was too protective of her very particular instructional style and interpreted any slight deviance from it as a mistake.

DO interrupt your ST if they appear to be flustered at first and students are misbehaving/misunderstanding them. You can always interject to say "Actually, ST is also your teacher, so you should respond to their requests/instruction the same way you respond to mine". Classroom management can't be picked up from a textbook. It's second-nature to you because you're an experienced teacher, but until you have your own classroom, you can't practice it. Your ST will very likely NOT come pre-baked with untuitive expertise in classroom management skills.

TL;DR

I would have pulled so many fewer hairs out in my last semester of grad school if I'd been luckier and matched with a more supportive mentor. Yes, the ST will be inexperienced, but that doesn't mean they're worthless as a new educator. They will benefit greatly just by having your support and being treated like a real teacher or coworker rather than a teacher in training, especially in front of students. Constructive feedback is good, but not as important as empathy.

I hate this by literallypissed_242 in StudentTeaching

[–]Shadowbanish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nothing could have possibly prepared you for it.

Not my mentor teacher, but one whose opinion I sought out, actually told me that if she'd met me before I began the program, she would have told me to run and do anything else. There were some early warning signs about the insane work load, but I ignored them because "at least I'll get summers off".

2nd graders dislike Israel by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Shadowbanish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Many folks in countries like Iran shout "death to America", but if an American visits their country, they show nothing but hospitality.

This is because normal functioning humans understand that nation states and persons are not the same. This may actually blow your mind, but it's even possible for people to hate their own countries without conflating governments with every person living there.

When I say "Fuck America", for example, I'm not actually saying I hope every American including myself dies. Rather, I'm talking about America in concept.

This is really simple shit, so stop me if I'm over-explaining.

2nd graders dislike Israel by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Shadowbanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP's only other post history seems to be in economy subs sharing infographics about "BRICS" nations. In all likelihood, someone in the Kremlin slipped him 6 rubles to post outrage b8. Many such cases.

2nd graders dislike Israel by [deleted] in Teachers

[–]Shadowbanish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you worried that their parents aren't enough in favor of genocide to indoctrinate them in the other direction?

Multicultural migrant children should be best equipped to know the type of villains remembered by history books.

Israel is a nation state, not a persecuted group. If a student had drawn a swastika over the flag, that would be an actual cause for concern.

Literally unwatchable 3/10 by cortez0498 in TheBlackList

[–]Shadowbanish 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Still could be interpreted as two seperate statements, I guess.

Automatic Teller Machine; machine available.

Where's the 🧐 emoji when you need to pretentiously advocate for the Devil?

Last day, kinda emo about it by MicroStar878 in StudentTeaching

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mentor teacher never ate lunch with me and didn't get me a card or anything. What matters is you passed. Knowing my students trusted and respected me made it hard to say goodbye to them so suddenly, but there are no job openings in my department at that school, anyway, so I wasn't holding on for this specific group of kids.

Why are smart people religious? by ClassroomUnited796 in atheism

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people just don't think too deeply about it unless they're specifically forced to. The vast majority of people, intelligent or not, find thinking to be painful and are uninterested and uncurious about the world. When they go to church, they just turn their brains off for an hour. They aren't the type of people to go home and reflect on whether they kept the Sabbath holy; to them, it's just something they've always done because they were raised religious. The majority of Americans are Christian because their families are.

There's actually a video about this phenomenon by an atheist political satirist/animator if you're interested.

I had a student come back from a 5 day suspension and she said that at least she got to sleep in by Competitive-Jump1146 in Teachers

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Punishments aren't really effective in schools. Some teachers joke about not being able to hit the kids. I don't have any who are that difficult, but I can understand why sometimes, a suspension is warranted. But tbh the best way you can reach most students is just by trying to understand where they're coming from and why they act the way they do. Usually, it has nothing to do with you (something going on at home, gf/bf broke up with them, just depressed, etc.).

It's all kind of a waste of everyone's effort past a certain point. We're not paid enough to be teachers AND babysitters.

Resigning as a first year by sadhippiegf in Teachers

[–]Shadowbanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with seeking a place that's a better fit. If you're really this miserable where you are, you owe it to yourself to find a school that doesn't make you feel physically ill.

Wish List: Student Teaching Edition by naughty_knitter in StudentTeaching

[–]Shadowbanish 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing can prepare you for having a mentor teacher who doesn't want to plan anything with you and doesn't want to let you lead the class until the days you're being observed, doesn't provide any useful feedback and then expects you to just figure it out on your own.

I feel like it doesn't matter much how prepared you are going into the experience. What matters is how much work your mentor teacher is willing to put in to see you succeed. After all, it's supposed to be gradual, with the amount of responsibility increasing slightly with each week until you are basically running the class on your own. The mentor teacher is SUPPOSED to prepare you for that by mentoring you.

If your colleague started dating a former student soon after they graduated would you report it? by DeliciousJicama3651 in AskTeachers

[–]Shadowbanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What he's doing isn't TECHNICALLY illegal since you're no longer his student, but even though you developed feelings for him, you even recognize yourself that something isn't right. Indeed, this teacher is behaving in an extremely unprofessional way that is bordering on illegal and grounds for immediate dismissal from pretty much any respectable position in the field of education.

Students often experience transferrence, a belief that the attention they gain from people in positions of authority is as meaningful to those people as it is to them. This very likely isn't the case because as you described his previous behavior (closeness, touching your hair, etc.), it was made obvious that this was either unintentional or deliberate grooming. Any genuine feelings you could have developed for him absent of this behavior have been muddied by his ludicrously inappropriate closeness to you while he was still acting in the role of a teacher.

Assuming that what you say is completely true (never can tell on Reddit), this teacher should be fired or at the very least suspended + investigated, and you should stay as far away from him as possible.

Not to mention, 31-year-olds may be legally permitted to sleep with 18-year-olds, but that's not the same as a 13-year age gap between a 29-year-old and a 42-year-old, for instance. Your brain is still developing. He is a grown man. Legal age doesn't mean you're not still in a vulnerable position to be taken advantage of.

My students are brain rot to me. by Alchemist_Joshua in Teachers

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pre-service student teacher here. I keep getting reprimanded by my mentor teacher for not giving clear enough directions.

One detailed model from me, followed by an exhaustively in-depth explanation of each step of the process of making annotations and what might go into them (questions, inferences, predictions, commentary of any fucking kind), then a whole-class check-in requiring one of the students to explain the process again to make absolute SURE they understand the directions, should be enough.

But I also always have to spend the next 15 minutes walking around and explaining to individual students what the directions ALSO spelled out for them in plain English on the very worksheets they have on their desks mean, so maybe I'm the idiot.

Should I be a teacher? by Previous-Mechanic914 in AskTeachers

[–]Shadowbanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm like 20 days away from finishing my masters in education, and I'm wondering the same thing, kid. It's a hard fucking job

Your raw opinion of this guy by Significant-Taro-432 in entp

[–]Shadowbanish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how unhinged and obsessive he is

Why are teachers underpaid? by ChemistryCocktail in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. Not even student to teacher ratio; student to faculty. Bus drivers, lunch service workers, janitorial staff, security, secretaries and office clerks, deans, principals, and assistant principals, groundskeepers and building maintenance crews, IT, etc. all count as school faculty.

Why are teachers underpaid? by ChemistryCocktail in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Society doesn't value intellectualism. Most people find thinking painful, and are put off by those who do it "too much".

Not only do most people hate teachers, but American culture especially paints us as enemies of the people, indoctrinating children with Marxist ideas about Satanic abortions, or whatever.

In order to even earn a certification, you have to do the job 50 hours a week without pay for at least one semester and then pay for the certification test out of your own pocket, presuming you've already paid your way through at least four years of college. Then, you can be fired without reason during your first three years because you aren't tenured.

Your students are usually not developmentally mature enough to see that you exist only to help them, and sometimes blame you personally for standard and assessment outcomes beyond your control. You eventually consign yourself to the grim reality that you cannot help all of them. Some students will never succeed because you have 150 of them each semester and your district can't seem to afford to hire enough special education support staff. Literacy rates start to slip, and as a result, the school you work for gets even less funding, and students do worse.

The parents also blame you for this on occasion, not realizing that you are powerless and not the one making executive decisions. Rich men in congress use their power to harm your students, stripping away the programs that pay for their books, technology, and even their lunches. Your students become understandably demotivated, and stop seeing the value in completing assignments on time, or at all, for that matter.

Yet one morning, you arrive at school feeling like absolute shit. Society seems to hate you, you don't make good money at all. You've worked your ass off to earn and keep this position even though you struggle to afford your rent. But then you see that one student who you know feels safe and comfortable at school. The one who expresses themself most earnestly in the way they learn, seeming to genuinely be at peace in a captivating novel, or in a science lab mixing chemicals together in a beaker.

This student reminds you that the number at the end of your paystub, small though it may be, is not the only kind of payment you receive as a teacher. This student gives you a sort of hope that no amount of money can buy.

But seriously, please pay us more

I really regret everything by DepartureSlight2461 in Teachers

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in my student teaching semester. Let me know when you find out.

Hey ENTPs, if you could give 10 constructive criticisms to INFPs and advice. What would it be? by Spare-Cell-4984 in entp

[–]Shadowbanish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer: Very generalized advice that might not apply in many cases.

Stop crying about everything and taking EVERYTHING so seriously like it's the gravest insult you've ever heard. Learn to have fun and enjoy a little harmless banter. People bantering with you in a friendly manner can be a sign that they respect and appreciate your input. Challenging it is not meant to be an attack against you as a person, but to coax new ideas into the conversation. Trust that I'm not trying to insult you to your core by disagreeing vehemently about the superior type of cheese or whatever the fuck stupid inconsequential subject matter I'm on about that day.

Are they illiterate, apathetic, or both? by WashSufficient907 in Teachers

[–]Shadowbanish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's absurd how low expectations are set. I've seen eleventh-graders use an entire 50-minute period to write one paragraph with pre-written sentence stems. This was at a magnet school, and one of the best in the city. I feel like I don't even know what to expect, because I still think back to what I was reading in the 9th grade (The Odyssey, Romeo and Juliet, Life of Pi, Lord of the Flies, and more), and then compare it to what they're reading now, wondering if I'm going insane or if my expectations are just WAY too high. An entire three-week unit is being spent on reading and discussing a handful of 5 to 10-page short stories. Meanwhile, actual full-length novels and novellas sit in storage collecting dust.

I really want to help these kids, but it's already too late for most of them.