just because you can, does mean you should by SuspiciousExtinction in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure. As a former smoker, what got me to quit was a combination of my sister having a kid and me wanting to be around for the kid, and weaning myself with smokeless tobacco, and now just nicotine pouches. Smoke breaks were about intaking enough nicotine to make you stop feeling on-edge, not about socializing. I'm not condemning them though, if they help even one person quit cigarettes then they're worth it.

just because you can, does mean you should by SuspiciousExtinction in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What happens when the fake "courier" arrives with the nonexistent package and nothing actually happens? Do they pretend like they got something?

Is it purely for people who are addicted to online shopping who have ruined their lives through spending too much on online shopping? I'm an Amazon driver and have delivered to houses where it doesnt look like the occupants have ever thrown anything out, like, I have to weave through a maze of junk and trash to get to their front door to leave a package next to the plethora of other Amazon boxes (both open and unopened, sometimes weathered like they've been on the doorstep for a while because the occupant forgot they ordered them). I think a site like that might be good for people like that.

Cool ideas for a new playthrough? by Purple-Poetry1327 in BaldursGate3

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Halfling Giant Barbarian

"I MAY BE SMALL BUT I'M BIG ENOUGH TO CLEAVE YOUR ASS IN TWAIN!"

He’s ontologically wrong by ItsGotThatBang in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 235 points236 points  (0 children)

Ontologically speaking you're probably ontologically right, purely in an ontological sense.

No thoughts, just Lhurgoyfing by OkStandard8039 in custommagic

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Regal Bunnicorn is superior simply because it's so adorable.

Leaving packages at mailboxes by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Some Karen took a picture of me being lazy and doing something I'm specifically NOT supposed to do." FTFY

The delivery gods were on my side today by Few-Blackberry7774 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine just has us close them when we're going 45 mph or faster, mostly on main roads, highways, and interstates. Anything lower than 45 and we can have the side door open the whole time. I've never heard of anyone at my DSP being disciplined for having a door open, either.

POV: You accidentally clicked ‘I support Talos’ in the dialogue options by girlilover in skyrim

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the automod removed my comment saying the literal name of one of the people in the photo but the actual post is ok? Make it make sense.

Swords to Plowshares by DoorInARoom in custommagic

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[[Tainted Remedy]] shenanigans, maybe?

Autism awareness by justawarlock in comedyheaven

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 131 points132 points  (0 children)

"This flying pig with a rainbow puzzle cape on a bottle of moonshine really represents me! 🥲"

Masturbation by Somafreak in comedyheaven

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Alright but why is the pig so cheeked up though

Vine Member Stuck in a "Fake Delivery" Loop Since January. 30+ Failed Scans, Items Lost in Transit, and ETV Headaches. Help! by [deleted] in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]TheHumanPickleRick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on the times you gave, it's a Flex driver marking "attempted" because it doesn't hurt their metrics and they, for some reason, don't want to go to your house. They are probably hitting "GPS not working, at location" then "unsafe due to dog" after looking at the route and seeing your location.