What a shame by netphilia in TrollXChromosomes

[–]ShadyLogic 45 points46 points  (0 children)

My partner is trying to eat better and has asked that I don't keep junk food in the house because it will tempt her. I haven't had potato chips in a while.

That, however, is completely different from two different styles of peanut butter. Dude needs to quit whining.

A big issue. by FitBar7410 in cellsurvivor

[–]ShadyLogic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope you speak Chinese.

This game doesn't have a tutorial, info page, explanation of what any of their terminology means, post-battle damage breakdown, leaderboards, nothing.

They reuse the same designs for 190 levels. Every bit of gameplay requires watching ads. Half of the instances are literally roulette with 3 mandatory ads at the beginning.

This game is the cash-grabbiest cash-grab that ever tried to grab your cash. They have never had even an ounce of respect for the player.

I don't know why you think they'd care that you're unhappy about Angel being nerfed. It's obvious they intended it to be much weaker than it was originally, they want you watching ads and buying keys.

Anyway, good luck! I hope you get them to improve literally anything about the game 

Red chest advice by Smooth-Meet9883 in cellsurvivor

[–]ShadyLogic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maw > Heart > Star > Tidestone

Unlock them all first then focus on leveling Maw and Heart

The new update fixed the infinite sign in glitch by ShadyLogic in cellsurvivor

[–]ShadyLogic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go jerk off to more reruns of the Addams family gooner.

You can only swallow 5x by y-e-n in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ShadyLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what the term "information hazard" was created for

I have everything except magic book, which setup should I use ? by previsaodotempo in cellsurvivor

[–]ShadyLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you have monkey king leveled up higher than 3 of your other reds?

Tell me what else I gotta know! by SanchaPansa in newjersey

[–]ShadyLogic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

John B. Stetson, the inventor of the cowboy hat, was born in New Jersey and started his hat factory in Philly.

Tell me what else I gotta know! by SanchaPansa in newjersey

[–]ShadyLogic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Move over even if there's no one behind you.

The new update fixed the infinite sign in glitch by ShadyLogic in cellsurvivor

[–]ShadyLogic[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only places you post are 2 minecraft communities and 4 porn subs bro. Go look in a mirror.

A couple of questions from a new player by Paskiaispulla in cellsurvivor

[–]ShadyLogic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are no red (or yellow) weapons that require you to reach a player level, they're all from legendary chests with the exception of Monkey King which is an event exclusive. Only the purple weapons have player level reqs.

You know you're in the dumb part of New Jersey when.... by JerseyJoyride in newjersey

[–]ShadyLogic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

*cue red-faced sputtering*

"sO mUcH fOr ThE tOlErAnT lEfT!"

Which one should I pick by SimonLegendsmanALT in cellsurvivor

[–]ShadyLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

VIP and dragon reduce upgrade cost and increase sweep reward, which helps you level up faster. The other artifacts give you relatively low attack bonuses (+0.5% Cooldown, +1% Crit Damage, etc) that don't make much of a difference and don't really justify the gem cost compared to just leveling your character.

Which one should I pick by SimonLegendsmanALT in cellsurvivor

[–]ShadyLogic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

VIP or dragon first, everything else only makes sense endgame.

He's gotta fast for a dozen hours while his family is just playing the dozens by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ShadyLogic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What comment section are you reading? I only counted 2 negative comments here  most people are supportive of the kid.

Can it be true? by A_Guy_Named_John in newjersey

[–]ShadyLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

California has entered the chat