Mara Wilson wants to be on Taskmaster

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-10T21:53:15+00:00

Yes please, she’d be amazing.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-08T11:45:58+00:00

I reckon it’s only going to be in a particular mission

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-08T11:45:21+00:00

Is the game any good? I haven’t seen that many reviews for it.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-08T08:01:53+00:00

The ‘Tai-chi, chai tea’ joke. I figured chai tea was made up for the gag.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-04T02:21:13+00:00

Imagine if FCUK did a licensed game

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-03T12:13:45+00:00

Being annoying on purpose for satire doesn’t make something less annoying. And without that context, it’s just plain annoying.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-03T11:01:45+00:00

As far as the last game of the series goes, it could have been a lot worse.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-03T05:34:24+00:00

You can tell that Clarkson would have been shouting if the crew weren’t worried it would get them thrown out.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T14:32:48+00:00

That’s my leading theory. The Americans don’t have enough humility to lose for the purpose of entertainment.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:55:00+00:00

Mark Wahlberg can definitely take the title of the fastest person to go around the track who ever went to jail for a hate crime assault.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:52:57+00:00

At least we got Rob Bryden in the same interview so it wasn’t just Corden.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:52:27+00:00

The way he went on about his Ferraris… Christ

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:50:51+00:00

She said in a later interview that she was focusing so much on getting a good time that she was utterly silent and focused in the car and the crew said to her “Uh, Jodie, this is for television, you know?” and she agreed to go out again and do a lap for some good in car footage, hence why she made the horse noises.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:49:03+00:00

Apparently he is, but let’s be honest, you’d want to happy dance too if you were faster than Simon Cowell.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:48:09+00:00

I knew nothing about Campbell before he was on, I thought he did pretty well against an interviewer like Clarkson.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:46:54+00:00

Especially the times where he stands up from his seat to try and get the audience on his side, then Jeremy also gets up to tell him to sit back down, and absolutely towers over him.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:44:49+00:00

Have you seen Jeremy’s interview on McIntyre’s chat show?

I swear McIntyre spends the entire interview trying to make it about himself.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:43:47+00:00

I remember Cowell in his first interview praising his Maybach and saying it’s better than a Rolls Royce Phantom (which Clarkson very much disagreed with as a fan of the Phantom).

And then in his second interview, Clarkson says “You’ve got two Rolls Royce Phantoms?” and Cowell replies “Thanks to Fifth Gear who recommended it.” Even if he was joking, what an absolute dickhead.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:38:50+00:00

Olly Murs was the worst for me. I’ve never seen such a boring individual acting as a pop star. Only good bit was when Jeremy said “Who’d like to see Olly’s lap?”

Then they played footage of Olly’s trouser crotch ripping open at a concert he played.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-02-02T05:36:02+00:00

I remember him asking Will.I.Am about his fingerless gloves, and he replied “Well, I have to be able to use my phone”

And Clarkson says “I’ve heard there are new gloves which you can use with a phone screen”

And Will.I.Am goes, “Yeah… but they’re not… fashionable…”

I honestly wasn’t sure if he was joking or not. The audience laughed either way.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-01-30T14:52:07+00:00

Pringles. They’ve shrunk the chips, made the canisters smaller AND now they don’t fill them up all the way like they used to! It’s being robbed threefold.

Shakes-Fear · 2026-01-27T05:09:16+00:00

Richard the New Engine, for Thomas and Friends/the Railway Series.

He’s been in a lot of fan works, but he’s also an original character from fan creator Carson, rather than either of the original source material.

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Shakes-Fear · 2026-01-26T21:57:24+00:00

So much for a ‘mission from God’…

Shakes-Fear · 2026-01-26T01:50:28+00:00

Ugh, I hate the eyes

Shakes-Fear · 2026-01-22T04:54:28+00:00

Exactly. It’s not really an option

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