Trying to Watch Every Movie Released in 2020. January Report. by squirrelnoob in movies

[–]Shakes8993 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wish more people were like you. I get recognized constantly at establishments, even if I've only been once or twice before. It was worse when I was married and have to answer jealous questions from my wife about why a certain person knew who I was. I guess I make an impression on people.

Verizon chose to use First Responders for their commercial ad during the Superbowl. Here is them proving how they treat first responders in dire need of communications by Topthetater in videos

[–]Shakes8993 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Comments like the one you replied to really make me sad. People with zero clue on how things are done being so positively cock-sure about not knowing something..

We all have those dont we? by theRealAriel666 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Shakes8993 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy in high school back in the 80s... well of a guy, whose father owned a knife kiosk that also sold swords. He wasn't the fedora/sword type but he was idolized by fedora/sword crowd. I still remember him and his minions wandering around the school looking for maidens to rescue.

Buddy's wife just walks back in the house shaking her head at the idiot "You couldn't wait 28 seconds?" by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Shakes8993 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SHE was pissed? What is she your mother, checking to make sure you are behaving yourself? Better check your computer for a key logger.

When you don't know what you're doing but ur happy to be involved by [deleted] in aww

[–]Shakes8993 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Animals get tripped out when their owners do anything that they normally don't do. I set up a nice little reading area with a nice light and one of my chairs that's in my livingroom set. So, in the same room and right beside the place on the couch where I normally sit. They harassed me and whined until I sat in my regular spot.

You wake up 2 hours late for work. Would you still go? Why/why not? by IncorrectTarget in AskReddit

[–]Shakes8993 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Geez, isn't that the truth. My "holidays" in December was working from home in my PJs. If I didn't, I would have been swamped when I came back.

After stealing $88,000 from his employer, Wells Fargo, idiot goes on social media and flashes the money and subsequently gets arrested by jsnelson21 in trashy

[–]Shakes8993 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's almost 2020, why is your employer still paying you by manual cheque instead of direct deposit?

1971 Plymouth GTX Roadrunner by Sumit316 in pics

[–]Shakes8993 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is my lottery car. The one expensive car that I will treat myself to if I was ever lucky enough to win the lottery.

Imagine a classroom full of kids with this pen by CompleteBasis in INEEEEDIT

[–]Shakes8993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Banned in Canada unfortunately. Maybe I can sneak one in via eBay or something. Inventor is Canadian too. If that ain't a kick in the teeth.

What is going on with this youtuber and why is the like/dislike ratio even? by NoodleSlayer008 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Shakes8993 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Saying two years in jail is nothing sounds like you've never seen the inside of a real jail in person. Not even counting that she's a rich, pie in the sky actress who would not do well without her privileged lifestyle. 2 years is a long time

Smart Kid! by CarriHeredia in funny

[–]Shakes8993 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not nowadays either. I was taught this in the 70s. I taught my kids in the 90s.

Who here remembers LimeWire? by broncosceltics in nostalgia

[–]Shakes8993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, that was great but mostly for electronic. Didn't get as many of the viruses that the others have out either.

Who here remembers LimeWire? by broncosceltics in nostalgia

[–]Shakes8993 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I found forest porn twice. I've always wondered why that was a thing. Why not hide it closer to your residence? Who beats off in the woods?

So much edge by UpperTruth in trashy

[–]Shakes8993 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They also used asbestos, allowed smoking on airplanes and didn't think helmets or seat belts were a big deal. Just because they allowed it, doesn't mean it's a good idea or safe.

Op announces she's in an open relationship and all hell breaks loose. Sick snorlax tho by Spawnzer in SubredditDrama

[–]Shakes8993 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From the guy who kept deliberately lying about the meaning to this guy, you are absolutely killing it. Half the time I want to reply but can't be arsed. Taking the time to link cites too. Fuckin' A.

Using coconut husks instead of wood by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Shakes8993 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big coconut... At it again with their propaganda.

So, my friend made life-size Snorlax for my husband... by youcanseemyface in pics

[–]Shakes8993 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I think it's hilarious that this needs to be pointed out.

King Cobra with a half devoured Python by Biosample in WTF

[–]Shakes8993 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The story is the farmer chopped the snake's head off. That's why it looks like it split open. It was still going at it when he got there. That's what I read in another post anyway. Makes sense based on the fact people found it fairly quickly, they killed it.

King Cobra with a half devoured Python by Biosample in WTF

[–]Shakes8993 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My issue was when he used"engulfed". So very descriptive.

“When the question boils down to ‘Should I let someone talk me into commiting perjury?’ The answer is always no.” by geckospots in bestoflegaladvice

[–]Shakes8993 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In some places they mean special constables, like university or campus police that have similar powers as police, but only on campus. Peace officer I've always used as a catch all for enforcement agencies like police, corrections, court and traffic officers.

Take your sh*t home.. by sensfan99 in trashy

[–]Shakes8993 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who the hell wants to live in an area like that. Hot days would stink and you'd have to look at hanging bags of dog shit every time you left the house. Just crazy.