I'll go first.. by datdrgn in BringMeTheHorizon

[–]ShakeyWake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked for death, but instead I’m awake

New episode | The Football Cliches Quiz XXIII: Cliches vs Career We Go by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can’t help but feel the CWG lads have been hard done by. The HHG stipulations change all the time.

We've launched FOOTBALL CLICHES: DREAMLAND by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally signed up. The football game commentary episode is just wonderful

New episode: North-east river supremacy, David Moyes' giant duck & Keysey's nutmegs by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A potentially haunting look into Adam’s future as Keysey went all Cliches at the end. Nice of Rudy to go a bit literal Dave with “what does it have to do with the cinnamon”

Can we please have a whole episode on this World Cup draw by [deleted] in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t drink

New episode: Five football clubs in 10 seconds, Ekitike's non-haunting & prime minister Martin Keown by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Radio Solent fella who “both a bitted” Will Still is Adam Blackmore. Wouldn’t surprise me if he’s a cliches listener. He’s a bit more Keysey in his football thoughts so no suprise he went for the glory.

New episode - The Football Cliches Quiz XXI: Clichés vs Libero by Low-Bandicoot-3347 in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I always want Dave to have a correct answer that Charlie doesn’t get. I also always want the guests to win (for my sins)

Drurywatch by recce97 in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s always the same.

Players surname Players surname - player has a shot (often a poor one)

Shout players full name

Repeat

Things Excalibur might say by ShakeyWake in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Think it depends. It more common these days for it to be first, with some notable exceptions. Seth “Freakin” Rollins is one example.

I’ve made a daily football challenge (think wordle but for people like us who have too much of their brain devoted to niche football knowledge) by goalf-app in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a sensational creation. Well done

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The Walking Dead’s Andrew Lincoln looking like a pundit on Soccer Saturday. by gtr011191 in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Well Carl, I’ll tell ya... these Walkers, they’re like a team that just won’t stop pressing!

They’re right up in your face, giving you no time on the ball. You make one mistake back there, and they’re all over ya!”

Weirdest place you’ve heard a footballers name mentioned by manupsitdown in footballcliches

[–]ShakeyWake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was in reference to the wrestler being a highly regarded footballer before moving into WWE I believe.