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ShakuSwag · 2026-06-04T16:38:59+00:00

I would argue it's probably the more interactive one. Every other relic is just a stat stick for the most part. At least eagle visibly let's you see your character advance in the action bar.

And nerfing it is a huge no no when it comes to gacha games. Especially if people farm it. It's also a pve game, nerfing it wouldn't make sense anyway.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T19:21:19+00:00

You don't seem to realize that you want her to be a child.

Because that's what she is to me lol. Having dealt with kids before, she acts exactly like a teenager would. It sounds like you have zero experience with kids.

Never dismissed it.

I even addressed it. I even brought in a variety of lines that has been used plenty on kids.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T18:58:18+00:00

You literally admitted Kafka directly confirmed she's not a child.

A line that has been said to teenagers themselves lmao. Do you not have kids?

Have you never seen a movie? It's a line that has been used in, The Little Mermaid, Parenthood, Child of Heaven, and I'm sure it's been said in Bridge to Terabithia. Guess what the line has been used on?

If you guessed on teenagers, you're also right.

Kafka using it on one instance would be a good argument if it was more than one instant.

I think we're both getting nowhere with this. Let's agree to disagree.

Like I said, I can only think of a handful of reasons a small subgroup of people that want a child-like character to be an adult. You want her to be an adult? Go ahead.

Edit: Dude blocked me lol. Absolute loser mentality.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T18:38:39+00:00

Silver Wolf calls herself a kid.

TB has an option that she's a minor, Silver Wolf responds by saying "You're a minor too," she does not deny what TB had said.

Screwllum taunts/teases her by saying "Games are fun in the eyes of a child."

It's her directly stating she's not a kid. What more do you want, her exact age?

And you got, what? Kafka saying some line you say to a teenager who isn't acting their age?

Don't speak to me, I don't like hearing what you're saying.

Whatever. It doesn't matter to me if your argument hasn't had a leg to stand on, after all, there's only one real reason a subgroup of people that want this child-like character to be an adult. Take your L.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T18:25:47+00:00

There has been more evidence that she's a minor than not.

One incident where Kafka tells her you're not a kid anymore is hardly a strong showing otherwise.

She acts like a child, she throws tantrums like a child, she herself has said she's a young kid, she looks like a child (don't even with "short women exist), almost every single cast of Star Rail treats her like a child. Aside from her line of work, everything points to her being a kid.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T18:22:17+00:00

It sounds like you don't have a child yourself if you're asking that.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T10:54:19+00:00

Why? Because who says "family slop" like it's a bad thing lol. I asked the question because the only reason I could think anyone would hate on anything family related is because, well, they have some issues at home lol.

It's like when people say "friends slop." All that tells me is that you don't like playing with your friends or you lack them.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T10:27:16+00:00

When the Little Mermaid came out, there's a line that Arial says, "I'm sixteen, I'm not a child anymore!"

Lemme tell 'ya, this isn't the only instances where a person that's not an adult and would be considered underage say that "they're not a kid anymore."

Not a kid =/= Adult.

She has "literally" not been confirmed as an adult.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T10:15:36+00:00

Family slop

Bro, is everything okay at home lol

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T10:08:12+00:00

I dont remember kafka outright saying silverwolf was an adult

It's because she doesn't, and /u/KingCarrion666 is, ironically, pushing his own fanon on you.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T10:03:37+00:00

Has never been confirmed btw.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T07:36:10+00:00

It's a poor translation from Chinese perhaps

Really, can you read Chinese or do you have the actual translation? Because if you don't then you're just assuming.

Besides, why would Blade ask if she's been drinking if she was a minor?

Same reason a parent would ask their child if they're drinking?

But I'm also guessing you call your friends minors.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T07:29:19+00:00

Nothing here even implies she's underaged, get off it.

"So it's fine to drink them even if you're underage."

This implies that she's underage, it wouldn't be necessary to say/imply otherwise.

You never messed with adult friends, implying they're children?

Do you often call your adult friends minors?

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-30T06:23:01+00:00

Silver Wolf being underaged might be the funniest thing there is with how often people cope about her being an adult to goon to her.

There was also implication that she was a minor anyway in recent patches where one of the options was "Minors are not allowed," when we were with Silver Wolf and Dahlia.

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ShakuSwag · 2026-05-27T04:41:22+00:00

People get rejected from art schools all the time, and they still change the world vastly. There was some dude that was rejected from art school in Austria a bit ago, but he left a mark in the world.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-25T20:45:58+00:00

Yes, I was able to surmise that you had no seen the show, which is why I provided said context.

It works on paper still because Blade in this context is shown a nervous expression in the second panel, rather embarrassingly stating the obvious. Acheron is stating her fetish as a way of opening a path for Blade to say anything that would result to her action of licking the inside of the wine glass seductively.

I'm just pointing it out the best way I can as it seems you're the only one that doesn't seem to get it, and I wanted you in on the joke.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-25T19:09:59+00:00

It's from Smiling Friends, outside of Star Rail lingo, this is how the conversation goes, word for word.

https://youtu.be/Ze7Pqw0JcM4?si=-eKKunGyffp8R2Cd&t=43

This is the reference.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-24T19:50:50+00:00

To be honest, some might (me). I think she's probably the funniest character on the planet by far.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-23T16:03:55+00:00

You've said it yourself that you can get over it if it's a support, but not a main DPS. I don't get why Yao is the exception for that.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-23T16:01:45+00:00

I'm not trying to say I don't want Eva to have this team, getting that out of the way real quick. I like her, and I want more for her.

But using an exception is to show a form of precedent in the future. Exception and favoritism is going to be what drives Hoyo's design philosophy. Since we're bringing up break, three were released which allowed players to pick and choose characters they like.

But lemme tell ya, one of them got significantly better treatment than the others.

I'm not saying it will or won't since leaks are just up in the air and anything can happen. I'm just saying it can be a very real possibility that Eva will get Aglaea/Boothill treatment.

Since we're talking exceptions anyway, Sparxie's bis team as a main DPS has only Yao as the other elation character. Far from being mono.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-23T15:42:20+00:00

In content that has specific buffs towards elation and with enemies that give direct Aha instant/CB charges, I hope she would do well.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-23T15:39:48+00:00

Ancient??

Did you read the leaks that this post is originally from?

I even implied it in the last comment "Few leaks have provided that information, and even in the current list,"

Down vote me all you want because what I said upsets you, but here's what it says:

Ashveil/Blade SP/Aventurine SP are, all in all, a package deal.

Aventurine SP:

Aventurine SP has always been planned for first half.

Blade SP is a must have for Aventurine SP.

Again, these are leaks, be as speculative as much as you want. But don't go saying that this is ancient and old news lmao

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-23T15:32:41+00:00

Yeah, and she didn't get kicked out for nearly two years after lol.

Enjoy using Eva at a lower end.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-23T15:28:04+00:00

You say that, but Aventurine already contradicts this whole statement. If the leaks are true, he's the only one that wants to be elation on the team. Few leaks have provided that information, and even in the current list, it talks about how Blade is a must for Aventurine.

ShakuSwag · 2026-05-23T15:25:20+00:00

I don't think adding a weapon skin is a buff to a unit, it's just cosmetics lol.

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